'Phantom' Review: Capable Cast Can't Keep This Sub Tale From Scuttling
February, 27, 2013 3:12 pm | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, David Duchovny, Ed Harris, Movies, Phantom, reviews, Todd Robinson, William FichtnerThere’s a lot to like about “Phantom” — from a terrific ensemble cast of notable character actors to several genuine moments of claustrophobic tension — but the movie, like the rust-bucket old submarine in which most of it takes place, would be better off dry-docked.

Based on a little-known incident in May of 1968 which one historian says drove the superpowers even closer to nuclear war than the Cuban Missile Crisis did a few years earlier, “Phantom” takes what could have been a nail-biter of a story and too often lets the air out when things get tense. In the hands of a better director, there’s no telling...
Read More'Dark Skies' Review: When Your Haunted House Is Behind on the Mortgage, It's Doubly Terrifying
February, 22, 2013 2:43 pm | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, dark skies, J.K. Simmons, Josh Hamilton, Keri Russell, Movies, reviews, scott stewartYou know a horror film is effective when it remains creepy even after they explain the unexplained phenomena. On that front, and on many others, “Dark Skies” emerges as a smart little chiller, one that can be read as a metaphor for the American family in crisis during tough economic times or merely as a tense exploration of things that go bump in the night.

We can only wonder what possessed the folks at Dimension Films to hide this movie from critics, thus creating the impression that it was a stinker. On the contrary, it’s that rare film that takes its time ratcheting up the tension without ever feeling...
Read More'Inescapable' Review: All That's Inescapable in This Action/Personal Drama Mash-Up Is Marisa Tomei
February, 22, 2013 9:06 am | Comments On #Alexander Siddig, Alonso Duralde, independent film, indie, Inescapable, joshua jackson, Marisa Tomei, Movies, reviews, Ruba NaddaIt’s one thing to be an action or horror movie that slides silently into theaters on Oscar weekend in the hopes of appealing to a demographic that has little interest in whether “Life of Pi” will take home more trophies than “Amour.” But if you’re an art-house film getting a relatively quiet release on that same weekend, things look a little more hopeless.

Not that “Inescapable” is entirely boutique cinema -- despite its multi-national pedigree and the presence of an Academy Award–winning actress, the film tries to meld politically...
Read More'Escape from Planet Earth' Review: A Black Hole of Entertainment
February, 15, 2013 1:49 pm | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Escape From Planet Earth, Movies, reviews, Rob Corddry, William ShatnerThese are boom times for mainstream, family-friendly animation; over the last year or so, audiences have been treated to smart and visually compelling films like “ParaNorman,” “Frankenweenie,” “Wreck-It Ralph,” “The Secret World of Arrietty” and “A Cat in Paris,” to name just a few. Even the generic “Madagascar” series mustered up a smart script and some visual pizzazz for its third entry.

Alas, even in the era of Pixar and Studio Ghibli and Laika, there are still thoroughly forgettable movies, designed to smoothly course through young viewers’...
Read More'No' Review: A Tale of Vision and Daring, Told With Not Enough of Either
February, 14, 2013 12:38 pm | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Gael Garcia Bernal, independent film, indie, Movies, No, reviewsIt’s one of those stories you’d never buy as fiction, but you have to believe because it actually happened — in 1988, Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet, under pressure from his backers in the U.S. government, held a referendum on his rule of the nation. And thanks to an effective advertising campaign for the “No” side, he lost and subsequently surrendered power.

If only the Oscar-nominated “No,” starring Gael Garcia Bernal as a visionary ad man, had the subversive juice and creative thinking that its real-life hero did. It’s a perfectly fine movie, but given its fairly radical storyline, the filmmaking tends to hew toward the...
Read More'A Good Day to Die Hard' Review: The Cat's in the Cradle and the Uranium's Enriched
February, 13, 2013 4:20 pm | Comments On #a good day to die hard, Alonso Duralde, Bruce Willis, Jai Courtney, Movies, reviews“Skyfall” gave us a 50th anniversary James Bond who seemed renewed and revitalized for another half-century of adventures, but “A Good Day to Die Hard,” coming in 25 years after the iconic action classic that launched the series, fails to do right by John McClane, the quippy, kvetchy NYPD detective played by Bruce Willis.

This latest caper feels like a real letdown in what has generally been an intelligent and exciting series — where previous criminal plans were twisty and ingenious, this one’s awkward and nonsensical, and while earlier action sequences may have been improbable and over-the-top, they at least made some logical sense within the plot, something the latest screenwriter...
Read More'Beautiful Creatures' Review: Casting Spells with Tongue in Cheek
February, 12, 2013 1:25 pm | Comments On #Alden Ehrenreich, Alice Englert, Alonso Duralde, Beautiful Creatures, Emma Thompson, Emmy Rossum, Jeremy Irons, Margo Martindale, Movies, reviews, Richard LaGraveneseSouthern gothic meets superpowers in the knowingly silly “Beautiful Creatures,” like some crazy cross-breeding of “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof” and the "X-Men." No doubt designed to follow in the human-supernatural-romance footsteps of “Twilight,” this new film similarly allows fans of the books (in this case, by Kami Garcia and Margaret Stohl) to take the proceedings seriously while allowing civilians to chuckle at the delicious excess of it all.

Writer-director Richard LaGravenese makes the love story smart, sweet and believable while letting things go crazy once the film’s witches (or “casters,” as they...
Read More'A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III' Review: Starring the Art Director; Also, Charlie Sheen
February, 08, 2013 12:07 pm | Comments On #a glimpse inside the mind of charles swan iii, Alonso Duralde, Bill Murray, Charlie Sheen, Jason Schwartzman, Movies, Patricia Arquette, reviews, roman coppolaLike so many filmmakers of his generation, writer-director Roman Coppola makes movies that are simply a valentine to other movies. The results, however, tend to be more like installations, where we walk in, look around, admire his ability to recreate specific moments of tone and style, and then leave without having experienced anything close to drama or comedy or human feeling.

Two films in, he’s established himself as a master of simulacra, but his movies are all look and no touch. His 2001 debut feature, “CQ,” paid homage to slick 1960s Euro-flash epics like “Barbarella” and “Danger: Diabolik,” and now Coppola (who...
Read More'Identity Thief' Review: Two Stolen Hours You'll Never Get Back
February, 07, 2013 3:17 pm | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, identity thief, jason bateman, Melissa McCarthy, Movies, reviews, Seth GordonThe most heinous crime of “Identity Thief” is its malicious waste and robbery of 112 minutes in a most thoughtless manner. It should also face charges for misusing the abilities of the very talented Melissa McCarthy and Jason Bateman, who valiantly attempt to elevate this thoroughly dull road-trip comedy, only to be undercut at every turn by Craig Mazin’s dreary script and the pedestrian direction by Seth Gordon (“Horrible Bosses,” “Four Christmases”).

It’s a premise that offers at least some promise: Financial analyst and middle manager Sandy Patterson (Bateman) has his identity stolen by professional con artist...
Read More'Side Effects' Review: For Maximum Potency, See the Movie First and Read the Reviews Later
February, 07, 2013 1:14 pm | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Channing Tatum, Jude Law, Movies, reviews, Rooney Mara, Side Effects, Steven SoderberghI was between film-critic gigs when “The Crying Game” came out, and I’ve always felt like I dodged a bullet on that one, since it’s impossible to discuss the movie without disclosing the Big Reveal that made the film such an audience favorite. Last year’s “Cabin in the Woods” was similarly tricky, but at least that one allowed the opportunity to discuss the setup without getting too specific about the twists.

That’s the approach I’m going to have to take with “Side Effects,” although my real prescription is that you stop reading now, avoid all reviews and blabbermouths, and go see the...
Read More- Previous
- •
- •
- •
- •
- Next
Description
Alonso Duralde has written about film for Movieline, Salon, MSNBC.com. He also co-hosts the Linoleum Knife podcast and regularly appears on What the Flick?! (The Young Turks Network). Senior Programmer for the Outfest Film Festival in Los Angeles and a pre-screener for the Sundance Film Festival, he is also a consultant for the USA Film Festival/Dallas, where he spent five years as artistic director. A former arts and entertainment editor at the Advocate, he was a regular contributor to "The Rotten Tomatoes Show" on Current. He is the author of two books: "Have Yourself a Movie Little Christmas" (Limelight Editions) and "101 Must-See Movies for Gay Men" (Advocate Books). Friday mornings, Duralde can be heard on "Money 101 with Bob McCormick" on KFWB-AM.
