'Super 8': Youthful Wonder, Not So Scary Monsters
June, 09, 2011 4:41 pm | Comments On #horror movies, J.J. Abrams, Leah Rozen, monster movies, Movies, reviews, sci-fi, Steven Spielberg, Super 8If I ever write a childhood movie, I’ll call it “Kick the Can” and it’ll be about that idyllic summer when I was 10 and, with my five siblings and neighborhood kids, played the titular game every evening after supper until it got dark and our moms began hollering for us to come home for bedtime.
Not that I have the plot any further developed than that.

Every writer and director has a memory film about childhood lurking somewhere. For Steven Spielberg, it was “E.T.” For Rob Reiner, it was...
Read MoreToo Many X-Men Nearly Spoil the Soup
June, 02, 2011 4:00 pm | Comments On #Hugh Jackman, James McAvoy, Kevin Bacon, Leah Rozen, Marvel, Movies, reviews, wolverine, x-men: first classThere may be strength in numbers, but that’s not necessarily true when it comes to superheroes.
The X-Men films have always felt crowded. The latest reboot, “X-Men: First Class,” is a solid summer popcorn offering -- but again, sometimes it is overwhelmed by a surfeit of superheroes.

When Superman, Batman, Spider-Man or Iron Man -- the star performers of the last three decades worth of comic-book movies -- are on the job, there’s never any doubt about who does the actual heavy lifting in vanquishing the bad guys. If there’s a problem, these spandexed pros get to work and fix it themselves. They never outsource or...
Read MoreReview: 'Hangover Part II' -- New City, Same Old Funny Story
May, 25, 2011 3:06 pm | Comments On #films, Leah Rozen, Movies, review, The Hangover Part IIIf it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
That must have been the mantra when making “The Hangover Part II,” a near identical twin to the original 2009 blockbuster comedy.
This sequel is more of the same, as “Hangover’s” original director (Todd Phillips) and cast (Ed Helms, Bradley Cooper and Zach Galifianakis) reunite to reprise the first movie’s storyline and raunchy R-rated humor. The only difference: the setting is now Bangkok rather than Las Vegas.
The sequel’s predictability is the point. If you loved it the first time, you’ll likely be happy with deja vu all over again.
Which makes it doubly ironic that the movie’s strongest character is its least predictable. That would be Alan, the idiot tag-along so brilliantly played by Galifianikis.
Most beloved...
Read More'Pirates 4' Suffers From a Bad Case of Sequelitis
May, 19, 2011 2:20 pm | Comments On #Leah Rozen, Movies, Pirates of the Caribbean, reviewA sure sign that you’re is aging is when you find yourself, upon entering a restaurant, turning to your companions and mouthing, “It’s too loud and too crowded.”
I feel the same way about many would-be summer blockbusters. They’re too big and too loud and teem with ever expanding casts of characters I don’t want to know.
Latest case in point: “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides,” which is the fourth and newest chapter of the mammothly successful series. (The first three films, which came out in 2002, 2006 and 2007, have grossed $2.5 billion worldwide.)
It’s too big and too loud or, as a far more astute critic once put it, it’...
Read More'Bridesmaids': When Ladies Retch, They Do It Gracefully
May, 12, 2011 3:39 pm | Comments On #Bridesmaids, judd apatow, Kristin Wiig, Leah Rozen, Maya Rudolph, Movies, reviews
“Bridesmaids” may have achieved a first: the graceful gross-out scene.
It happens when a bride-to-be played by Maya Rudolph is stricken with a severe case of food poisoning while trying on an elaborate, expensive wedding dress at a bridal boutique.
Three of her prospective bridesmaids -- all having dined at the same restaurant for lunch -- are also suffering from severe gastrointestinal distress and have already claimed the only available bathroom.
Rudolph dashes out of the store, intent on finding a restroom in a nearby restaurant or shop. Halfway across the street, with traffic rushing by, time runs out. With all the elegance of a prima ballerina expiring...
Read MoreReview: Mel, Don't Leave It to 'The Beaver' to Revive That Career
May, 05, 2011 11:26 am | Comments On #Jodie Foster, Leah Rozen, Mel Gibson, Movies, reviews, The BeaverSorry, Mel.
“The Beaver” is not going to rehabilitate you.
It’s a bummer of a movie -- dark and at cross-purposes with both itself and any image do-over you might be seeking.
In many ways, a movie star’s public persona an acting job – just as much as the roles he or she plays on screen. But in an era of TMZ and citizen paparazzi, it has become ever more difficult to maintain any kind of false façade.
For the decades Gibson was riding high, he had a reputation as an Australian archetype -- the “larrikin.” It’s a word used Down Under to describe -- usually with fond frustration -- a boisterous young man prone to mischief.
We...
Read More'Fast Five': Grindingly Mechanical, But With Car Porn, Who Cares?
April, 28, 2011 4:10 pm | Comments On #Dwayne Johnson, Fast and Furious, Fast Five, Leah Rozen, Movies, Paul Walker, reviews, The Rock, Vin DieselCar porn, judging from the blissful grins on the many men in the audience at the screening I saw of “Fast Five” in Manhattan, is as beloved by a certain half of the population as real porn.
To qualify as car porn, a movie must treat the vehicles shown -- mostly muscle cars -- with the same reverence and adoration, if not more, that it shows its human stars. The camera must caress every metallic line on the vehicles, the lighting and cinematography bring out their shiny gleam, and the soundtrack enhance the purr and roar of their accelerating engines.
It’s not enough that the cars in car-porn movies look good -- they also must perform with va-va-vroom. These babies must go fast, bash into...
'Water for Elephants': Edward Cullen Goes to the Circus
April, 21, 2011 2:31 pm | Comments On #Edward Cullen, Johnny Depp, Leah Rozen, Movies, Reese Witherspoon, reviews, Robert Pattinson, Twilight, Water For ElephantsJohn Travolta. Jason Priestley and Luke Perry. David and Shaun Cassidy. Scott Baio. Leonardo DiCaprio. James Van Der Beek. Zac Efron. Daniel Radcliffe. Johnny Depp.
There’s nothing harder than going from teen heartthrob to adult male star. It’s a road many have traveled, though few successfully. Who knows whether James Dean would have had a sustained career into his thirties and forties if he hadn’t crashed his Porsche on a rural California highway at age 24 in 1955.
The jury is still out, of course, on Efron and Radcliffe, who at 23 and 21 respectively have only been shaving for a few years. Of the rest of the list above, Travolta, Depp and DiCaprio have had continuing, major league careers, while...
'The Conspirator': Lincoln Assassination Conspirator Meets Guantanamo
April, 14, 2011 5:21 pm | Comments On #Abraham Lincoln, James McAvoy, Leah Rozen, Movies, reviews, Robert Redford, Steven Spielberg, The ConspiratorWhen Fox Searchlight began in the mid-‘90s, its top guns drew up a checklist of the kinds of movies they’d consider making. Earning an automatic nix was any script in which characters wore top hats or other period dress.
Historical dramas have always been a tough sell. Oh, sure, there’s “The King’s Speech,” but unless you’re handing Mel Gibson a musket and calling it “The Patriot” or painting him blue for “Braveheart,” it’s hard to get the masses to turn out.
For one thing, when folks go to the megaplex, they want to be entertained, not returned to the classroom. And if they want to watch historical reenactments, there are...
'Arthur': Russell Brand Can't Match Dudley Moore's Puckish Charm
April, 07, 2011 4:03 pm | Comments On #Arthur, films, Leah Rozen, Movies, news, reviewRussell Brand has been working very hard in recent years building the Brand brand.
He has done so with great success. Last weekend, “Hop,” an Easter-themed animated film in which he voiced the lead bunny, was No. 1 at the box office. But this weekend, Brand, 35, faces his biggest test yet with the opening of the remake of “Arthur,” in which he plays the title role.
The British stand-up comic and TV and radio personality crossed over to American shores in a big way just three years ago. Some in England would say that, after years of very public excessive drugging, drinking and misbehavior there, Brand had worn out his welcome and needed a new stage.
But that would be an unkind...
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Leah Rozen was the film critic at People Magazine for thirteen years, until she decided that seeing six to eight movies a week was cruel and unusual punishment. She has also written for the New York Times and such still lamented though long departed publications as Spy, Manhattan Inc. and New York Woman.
