'The Raven' Review: Never Mind the Pendulum, This is the Pits

April, 26, 2012 11:28 am | Comments On #Edgar Allan Poe, jon cusack, Movies, The Raven

The raven had it right in Edgar Allan Poe’s most famous poem.

“Nevermore” is precisely what filmgoers will be vowing after sitting through “The Raven,” a trumped-up bit of gothic malarkey that proposes to show what the melancholy author was up to during his last few days.

Poe, for anyone who was sleeping through ninth grade English class, was a poet and short story writer who died in 1849 at age 40 after being found delirious on a street in Baltimore. The cause of death is unknown, though it has been attributed to alcoholism, cerebral hemorrhage, cholera and various other causes.

“The Raven” concocts another...

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'Lucky One' Review: It's Got Sparks (and a Grown-Up Zac Efron), But No Charm

April, 19, 2012 12:55 pm | Comments On #Leah Rozen, Movies, Nicholas Sparks, reviews, The Lucky One, Zach Efron

Nicholas Sparks is a brand name. He’s the author of mawkish, bestselling romantic novels that Hollywood keeps turning into even worse mawkish, romantic films, several of which have scored at the box office.

The list includes “The Notebook,” by far the best and most successful of the lot, as well as “Message in a Bottle,” “Nights at Rodanthe,” “A Walk to Remember,” “Dear John” and “The Last Song.”

The latest novel of his to arrive on the big screen is “The Lucky One.” A slack and predictable love story, which takes place mostly in rural Louisiana, it is the filmic equivalent of trudging through syrupy sorghum.

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'Lockout': Prison Thriller Looks Cool But Plot's a Waste of Space

April, 12, 2012 11:57 am | Comments On #Guy Pearce, Lockout, Maggie Grace, Movies, review

A never-fail joke is to add the words “between the sheets” after reading out the message in a fortune cookie, as in, “You will find happiness — between the sheets.”

Movie producers must think the same is true for the words “in space.” Take the most tired, hackneyed plot, one that has been recycled time and time again, and just freshen it up by moving all the action to outer space.

Latest case in point: “Lockup.” With French film maestro Luc Besson aboard as executive producer and story creator, this tough-guy action film is mostly set aboard a large, floating, maximum security prison way up there in the...

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'The Hunter' Review: Willem Dafoe In Search of Elusive Tasmanian Tiger

April, 05, 2012 2:47 pm | Comments On #film reviews, Leah Rozen, Movies, The Hunter, Willem Dafoe

Willem Dafoe, his gaunt, weathered face all sharply chiseled angles, determinedly hikes through dense foliage and across mountain meadows, setting and baiting traps.

He’s in the mountains of Tasmania, the Australian island state that’s 150 miles south of the mainland.

Also read: 'American Reunion' Review: This Pie Has Become Tasteless

An American mercenary, he’s trying to catch a Tasmanian tiger, a wolf-like marsupial believed to have been...

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'Mirror Mirror' Review: Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho, It's Down the Drain We Go

March, 29, 2012 9:38 am | Comments On #Armie Hammer, Julia Roberts, Lily Collins, mirror mirror, Movies, reviews, snow white

 

Once upon a time, “Mirror Mirror” must have seemed like a good idea. 

Retell the Snow White story, but add humor, attitude and contemporary language and really go to town on the sets and costumes. It’ll be like “Shrek” or “Hoodwinked!” but with live actors.

Somewhere between the pitch meeting and the movie's opening, this sadly earthbound fairy tale lost its happy ending. “Mirror Mirror” is minor minor. 

It has its moments, many of them thanks to the late Oscar winner Eiko Ishioka’s...

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'Kid With a Bike' Review: Cannes Hit a Heartfelt, Powerful Fairy Tale

March, 15, 2012 11:35 am | Comments On #Leah Rozen, Movies, reviews, The Kid with a Bike

 

Life is teaching some lousy lessons to Cyril, an abandoned 11-year-old boy who can’t wrap his head around the fact that his single father has not only ditched him but, worse, sold his bicycle.

Cyril (Thomas Doret) is the pint-sized protagonist of “The Kid With a Bike,” an achingly heartfelt drama from directors-writers Jean-Pierre and Luc Dardenne, the Belgian brothers with a string of impressive art house credits, including “La Promesse” and “L’Enfant.”

“Bike,” their latest -- like their other films,...

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'Salmon Fishing in the Yemen' Review: Quirky Fish Tale Lacks Bite

March, 08, 2012 10:48 am | Comments On #Movies

Salmon Fishing in the Yemen,” which works hard at being quirky, hooks a viewer early on but fails in the end fully to reel one in.

When you keep wishing a movie would devote more time to a supporting character rather than the leads, it’s never a good sign.

Also read: 'John Carter' Review: Lifeless on Mars'

That’s the case with this slight British dramedy in which Kristin Scott Thomas gives...

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'Silent House' Review: Hoary Horror Movie Has Dread but No Scares

March, 08, 2012 10:22 am | Comments On #Elizabeth Olsen, horror films, Movies, Silent House

 

Anyone who has ever spent time in an old house knows that they creak. All sorts of things can, and do, go bump in the night.

Horror films like “Silent House” exploit the thin line -- at least for suggestible and susceptible viewers -- between creaky and creepy.

“Silent House,” which is based on “La Casa Muda,” a 2010 Uruguayan film, does creepy with artistic pretentions. Written by Laura Lau and directed by Lau and Chris Kentis (the married couple’s previous film was “Open Water”), this low-budget indie is filmed in a series of extended takes. Additionally, the camera work is...

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Tim and Eric's Gross 'Billion Dollar Movie' Worth About 15 Cents

March, 01, 2012 10:35 am | Comments On #Adult Swim, Cartoon Network, Eric WareheimTim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie, Leah Rozen, Movies, reviews, Tim Heidecker

 

What’s funny to one person is just a prolonged poop joke to another person.

Not that there’s anything wrong with scatological humor. “Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie” is full of it. Literally. The film, already available free on cable and opening theatrically on Friday, is going to appeal to a very limited audience. But for those on its wavelength -- I’m guessing mostly men, mostly younger -- it hits all of their requisite stations of the comedy cross.

Joke about masturbation? Check...

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'Act of Valor' a Perfect Navy Seals Recruitment Actioner -- But Not Much More

February, 23, 2012 10:57 am | Comments On #act of valor, Leah Rozen, Movies, Navy Seals, reviews

 

The U.S. Navy should slash its recruiting budget and just schedule screenings of “Act of Valor.”

Hollywood meets propaganda in this rah-rah action film about an elite group of Navy Seals who circle the globe battling terrorism.

(Made with the full cooperation and participation of the Navy, this independent film was picked up for distribution by Relativity Media shortly after a small crew of Navy Seals earned worldwide headlines after killing Osama bin...

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Leah Rozen was the film critic at People Magazine for thirteen years, until she decided that seeing six to eight movies a week was cruel and unusual punishment. She has also written for the New York Times and such still lamented though long departed publications as Spy, Manhattan Inc. and New York Woman.

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