A "Friends" reunion isn't happening, NBC says, ruining the Internet's fun.

NBC tells TheWrap that reports of a new season or Thanksgiving special simply "aren't true." So enough with the tweets, everybody.

Last week, Starmedia said NBC had "reportedly confirmed" a new season of the show, without saying who reportedly reported the report. But that was enough to set off a slew of online speculation and Thanksgiving party planning.

But none of it is happening. Not a special and not a season. So if you keep posting on Facebook about what kind of pie Joey will bring to Thanksgiving, you're just going to look nuts. Yes, mom, I'm talking to you.

NBC's official shutdown of the reunion talk comes after...

Jon Stewart said on his first "Daily Show" since the Boston Marathon bombings that the city has solidified his belief in humanity and Americans.

"I'm just going to say this to Boston: Thank you," Stewart said. "Thank you for once again in the face of gross inhumanity inspiring and solidifying my belief in humanity and the people of this country.

Stewart noted that his own New York City and Boston have long had something of a competition, and accuse each other of "various levels of suckitude."

"But it is in situations like this where we realize it is a sibling rivalry," he said. "And we are your brothers and sisters in this type of event, as a city that knows the feelings of confusion, anger and grief and chaos that comes with these events. I can tell you from person experience: You've got a hell of a city...

"The Voice" and news coverage of the Boston marathon bombings pushed NBC to an overall win Monday night, while CBS's Monday night primetime roster returned after three weeks off, hitting or matching ratings lows across the board, according to preliminary numbers.

NBC grabbed first place in the advertiser-sought 18-49 demographic with a 4.5 rating/12 share and in total viewers with 12.5 million. "The Voice" at 8 p.m. inched up in the demo from last Monday for a 5.1/14 and drew the night's largest audience with 14.3 million total viewers.

The news special "Terror in Boston" at 10, which preempted Revolution," improved markedly -- as would be expected -- on that show's previous episode, drawing a 3.1/8 compared to "Revolution's" 2.3/6 last week and bringing in 8.4 million total viewers but only marginally...

Patton Oswalt said what many of us needed to hear after the Boston Marathon bombings: In a widely-circulated Facebook message, the actor-comedian promises that good people still outnumber the bad.

"I remember, when 9/11 went down, my reaction was, 'Well, I've had it with humanity,'" wrote the "King of Queens" and "Ratatouille" star. 

"But I was wrong," he added. "I don't know what's going to be revealed to be behind all of this mayhem. One human insect or a poisonous mass of broken sociopaths. But here's what I DO know. If it's one person or a HUNDRED people, that number is not even a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a percent of the population...