"AVATAR 2" -- The Sky People are back, more eager than before to mine the crap out of Planet Pandora for Unobtainium (a key mineral used in Apple’s latest smart phones). But one big blue native has other plans.
OLDER-SKEWING ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE ACTION ENSEMBLE -- A global pandemic renders any human under the age of 60 a brain-eating zombie. Can one freakish former weightlifting star buy the planet another 20 good years?
"IRON MAN 3" -- Like displaced former California Governor Gray Davis, soft liberal actor Robert Downey Jr. has had his time in the Iron Man suit. With Arnold as dashing global weapons dealer Tony Stark, the Marvel franchise will finally achieve billion-dollar status.
"TWINS 2" -- Following a nearly two-decade estrangement, the unlikely brothers are re-united after Arnold learns that Danny Devito needs a new liver.
"KINDERGARTEN COP 2: IT REALLY IS A TUMAH!" -- With the 63-year-old action star’s risk factors increasing, he actually meets with an oncologist this time.
"DRIVING MISS DAISY" (Reboot) -- Say goodbye to the creepy racial overtones of having a black guy drive an old white lady around. And say hello to the creepy misogynistic themes of having a sexually charged Austrian behind the wheel of a large Hummer!
