Who needs Adam Lambert, when this fine gentleman seems perfectly capable of stepping into Freddie Mercury's shoes?
The internet has been set ablaze with musical delight, courtesy of this clip featuring a seemingly inebriated young man, belting out the Queen chestnut "Bohemian Rhapsody" — and getting nearly all the words right, despite his state — as he's carted away in the back of a police squad car.
Which only goes to prove the old adage: When life hands you lemons … make a complete ass of yourself.
Yo, it's a little pitchy, dawg, but if we had our way, you'd be going to Hollywood.
Bask in the rapturous delight of it all by clicking on the video below. Feel free to sing along; it might help if you knock a few back first.