Catch up on all the top schmooze, as Ester gives her own outrageous take on the week at TheWrap. In this episode: "Heroes" uses a lesbian kiss to boost ratings (yeah, get the midwestern boys all hot and bothered), "Where the Wild Things Are" (if your kids are scared of giant hairy things, don't let them watch "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"), Cellphone Maria (what, she and Arnold can't afford a cheap headset from Fry's?) and "Southland" canceled for being too gritty (it's filmed in South-Central ... what were they expecting, Mr. Rogers' friggin' neighborhood!). So sit your tookus down and watch ... and be sure to catch Ester on Wonderwall.com [1].