Dailies | Weird Al, Rick Springfield and Jordin Sparks Audition for the Star Wars Cantina Band (Video)

Spoiler alert: they're mostly terrible.

Being a Mos Eisley Cantina band member must be one of the most coveted jobs in the galaxy, as evidenced by this hilarious and star-studded video of musicians hoping to light up the dingy and smoke-filled stage.

College Humor partnered up with Lucasfilm to make the video, which is an appropriate (if sporadically funny) tribute to Tattooine's favorite band.

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Popular musicians such as Chris Daughtry, Ben Folds, Jordin Sparks, Weird Al and Mark McGrath basically play Jedi-fied versions of themselves, complete with delightfully punny names like “Chris Darthtry” and “Muark Mccccc’ Wrath.”

Highlights include Rick Springfield using the force to play a terrible guitar solo and Lisa Loeb auditioning live via hologram during the middle of a galactic war.

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Watch the video above.