Your loved ones will want to slice you open from neck to abdomen and crawl inside you for warmth with this "Star Wars" hooded jumpsuit.
Star your day the arbitrary way with this tenuous-at-best "Star Wars"-Cinnamon Toast Crunch partnership!
Ample Hills Creamery
Credit Ample Hills for at least attempting synergy with its limited edition "Light Side, Dark Side" Star Wars ice cream. Then debit them for charging $36 for it.
When the phantom menace is a magnesium deficiency, Star Wars gummy multi-vitamins will "light" the way!
Vaguely mimicking the texture of Darth Vader's life support jumpsuit is this leather jacket for wearers with a disturbing lack of faith in personal style.
Fans looking to trim the Fett from their diets will have to look elsewhere, with Kraft's Star Wars-edition Cheese & Macaroni. (We'll never join you "macaroni & cheese" droids!!!)
You'll be the belle of Mos Eisley Cantina in these flashy-if-not-stylish LED light-saber platforms.
It's like there's a party on Hoth and only your mouth is invited with "The Force Awakens" ice cream cakes!
Campbell Soup Company
If you find a hair in your Campbell's soup, don't be alarmed; that's real Wookiee.
The corporate synergy between Star Wars and non-dairy frankencreamer is so obvious we won't insult your intelligence by discussing it a moment further.
Bobby Abley and Rodarte's fashion lines the last few years place an emphasis on the wearer's comfort and style while they're getting stuffed in a high school locker.