Starz's ‘Black Sails': A Really Slow Journey Through Pirate Life (Review)

Starz's 'Black Sails': A Really Slow Journey Through Pirate Life (Review)

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The “Treasure Island” prequel takes itself seriously as it spices things up with violence, sex and nudity

Anyone expecting a rip-roaring, swashbuckling good time from Starz's new pirate series “Black Sails,” will have to be patient. Like a slow-winding journey on an actual 18th century sea vessel, this series methodically explores pirate life, one long conversation after another.

That's not to say there isn't some action, sex and nudity. “Black Sails,” which touts “Human Target's” Robert Levine and Jonathan E. Steinberg as creators and movie-go-boom superstar Michael Bay as an executive producer, has its fair share of gun, fist and sword fights. And this being a Starz series, there is of course a hefty amount of gym-sculpted nudity, one orgy and a little girl-on-girl action — and that's just in the pilot.

But where its network predecessor “Spartacus” playfully reveled in bloody battles and sexy hookups, “Black Sails,” which debuts Saturday at 9 p.m. ET/PT, takes itself far too seriously when strategically delving into matters of rage and raunchiness. On this show, sex isn't just sex and murders have meaning; such things are acts of power and politics.

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While sex and violence are used much the same way on other premium dramas such as “Game of Thrones” — a program “Black Sails” resembles in tone, costuming and breathtakingly exotic locales — there is a level of prescient character development on those offerings that is painfully lacking on this one.

Although “Black Sails” is an 18th century prequel to the Robert Louis Stevenson classic “Treasure Island,” Captain Flint (Dame Maggie Smith‘s handsome son Toby Stephens) is too mysterious to get to know, much less like. It's not revealed until the fourth episode what even drives Flint and up until then, all viewers can surmise is that this is a man deathly determined to find a highly sought-after treasure. His crew doesn't fully trust or understand him and unfortunately, neither will viewers if they don't stick around until week four.

Although Stephens’ name is first on the marquee, his is about the least interesting of all the characters. Mark Ryan, who plays Flint's quatermaster Gates, commands every scene he's in with his earnest face and demeanor. The same goes for the towering Tom Hopper, who like Ryan, is strangely moralistic as boatswain Billy Bones. Meanwhile, Luke Arnold delivers what little humor and twinkly-eyed mischief “Black Sails” has as John Silver before he becomes the infamous and Long version of himself.

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The most intriguing players on “Black Sails” aren't the men but the women. The fire that burns behind the eyes of assassin Anne Bonny (Clara Paget), Max (Jessica Parker Kennedy) the professional whore, Bahamian business woman Eleanor Guthrie (Hannah New) and an aristocratic Miranda Barlow (Louise Barnes) lends spark to the series but alas, they aren't in that many scenes.

“Black Sails” premieres Saturday, Jan. 25, at 9 p.m ET/PT on Starz. 

  • Lucky 7 Tattoo Tahoe, Ca.

    Spartacus was a much better show. Alas, I miss it even more now that Stars launched this lemon. Overdone and boring.

    • Kurenai24

      Oh my gosh, you're one of those losers who apparently can't get over the fact that Spartacus is dead and gone, like what the hell did you do before Spartacus, b/c apparently your life sucked and other shows was just setting you up for the ~awesomeness~ that is Spartacus lol.

      • http://www.coolreviewsrule.com/ Sasha Shapiro

        Actually Lucky 7 Tattoo Tahoe, Ca. is right.
        Black Sails got Spartacus's spot but it never managed to deliver. It was an OK show but nothing more that you wouldn't go “WOW THAT WAS AWESOME” talking about Black Sails

  • nexttothebest

    Too early to say that this show is better than other shows described above.
    But, also too early to say that it is worse.

  • Cyclops

    Black Sails episode I. showed potential, but needs to get some more strongly defined characters and needs to get more musket shots and less knife-wielding in the pacing department. It has time though, as Starz has already committed to a second season.

  • wr_x

    IF your'e going to try to be serious about pirates in the 1700's they shouldn't talk about booty using “millions of dollars”. while the term dollar was around and used in money terms it wasn't used as frequently and the English pound and these mateys are all about stealing from the English so far. So far agree it's slow and sex seems gratuitous to rope in male viewers. Ratings ahoy!

    • Kurenai24

      They're not going to use booty b/c it's been a part of many cliches. Also I'd say there is hardly any sex to speak of.

  • Lucky 7 Tattoo Tahoe, Ca.

    I find your attitude filled immature response to my post offensive. Use the manners your mother taught you, even if your option differs from others. Have a good day.