The “Colbert Report” wants English Muffins renamed “Liberty Toast” due to lack of strike support from our ally
Stephen Colbert misses George W. Bush, a president who was not afraid to lie to the American people to carry out a war.
The leader of Colbert Nation has found a way to blame a low approval rating for attacking Syria on the very man who is asking permission to do it, President Obama.
The comedian called our current president a “pussy,” urging he “slap some AndroGel on your coin purse and grow a pair.”
Due to Obama's lame sales pitch for the attack, even Colbert's crack graphics department can't get behind the poor salesmanship of the attack: “Cris-Ish in Syri-Eh” was their best work.
In the below clip, the “Colbert Report” host shows Obama how to do the job. Spoiler: It includes “If Britain won't help us I say f— ‘em, from now on English muffins will be called ‘Liberty Toast.'”
“As the world's policeman, America has a moral obligation to blow some s— up,” Colbert concluded.
Watch the video: