Stephen Colbert started his commencement speech at the University of Virginia by telling the graduates to turn on their cell phones — to make sure they didn't miss anything important during his talk.
Colbert said Saturday that the younger generation is self-obsessed, just like his.
"This week's Time Magazine called you lazy, entitled narcissists who are part of the me, me, me generation," he said. "So self-obsessed — tweeting your Vines, hashtagging your Spotifys and Snapchatting your YOLOs — your generation needs everything to be about you. And that's very upsetting to us baby boomers because self-absorption is kind of our thing."
He also said he might be in a secret society. Or might not be.
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