The "ARTPOP" singer was vomited on during a charity concert event in Austin
"Millions of dollars are not enough for some people," Gaga wrote. "They want billions. Then they need trillions"
That "Applause" Gaga is hearing these days has been reduced to a polite golf-clap
Mother Monster could use a boost in sales after a lackluster -- at best -- "ARTPOP" debut
Anything to sell a few more albums
The underwhelming album sales won't touch her previous effort's 1.1 million -- Amazon promo or not
Or at least, she posed nude for the sculpture for the cover
First single from the album is due out on Aug. 19
The pop star's third album, "ARTPOP," drops Nov. 11
Fashion photographer Terry Richardson will direct the film capturing the creation of Lady Gaga's upcoming album, "ARTPOP"