Plus, both talk to God -- you know, Morgan Freeman
"We were this close to achieving a zen-like state of perfect government nothingness," Colbert lamented
"I want to be able to decide before I click whether a story is worth my time," Colbert says
Late night show will continue to follow Stewart and Colbert at -- you guessed it
The Comedy Central host calls on his followers to donate more money to the Philippines than China's measly $100,000 pledge
Sales of erectile dysfunction medicine has increased where U.S. drones hover above
Guests Key and Peele helped Jon Stewart and his correspondents get to the bottom of the popular question
The Comedy Central host thinks the Affordable Care Act mess would be a good plot for "Taken 3"
Series wrapped its second season in August
The Comedy Central character demands his right to automatically toss the employment applications of hermaphro-trouts
Jon Stewart and his news team realize that "going out on a limb" passes for "smart political analysis" these days
The Comedy Central host is not a fan of the comic book company's re-imagining of the all-American character
"It's like how some people only smoke cigarettes when they're strung out on heroin," the comedian said
Corrao will report directly to CEO Larry Tanz
Where is the god of thunder when you need him?
The "Colbert Report" host cannot accept the Affordable Care Act's gender blind premiums
Only one thing could kill Colbert's Halloween spirit: Matt Lauer in a woman's bathing suit
27 GOP representatives already "disapprove" of voting to raise the debt ceiling, leaving Colbert to determine "Republicans may not be bipartisan, but they may be...
News comes after word of "Brickleberry" renewal
Get ready for more crude animated antics from the "Brickleberry" park rangers
MSNBC host accused Kentucky senator of stealing from the Wikipedia page for the Ethan Hawke movie "Gattaca"
Host hopes he finds her before the Obama's death panels do
"It's so feminine I'm ovulating looking at them," Colbert said
The Comedy Central host delights in millions of Americans' inability to get health insurance
The king of the jungle isn't even the king of his own backyard
The cause? His parents shaming him during potty time
Wednesday's "Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers" will air next week instead
Can't be any worse than what we've got right now
Stephen Colbert proves that "Breaking Bad" is as addictive as blue meth
In just 237 seasons, the United States government has become an "egotistical, self-destructive maniac"