America's nuclear program is filled with drunks and morons
Warren G. Harding, America's 29th president, called his penis "Jerry"
In case you forgot, he's British
"Last Week Tonight" dives deep into LGBT rights on Sunday night
The "Last Week Tonight" host also drops some truth bombs on mariachi music and that horrible plastic instrument known as the recorder
He loves soccer, but not the lawless organization that controls the sport's most prestigious tournament