"Santa can't just change colors. It's not like he's magic or anything"
TheWrap's staffers don't watch "Elf" or "Miracle on 34th Street"; we watch "Gremlins," "Bad Santa" and Elvis' comeback special
Santa has kind of a martyr complex now
"You want names? OK. Dasher, Dancer ... "
For one, he produces none of the actual product but takes all of the credit