"If ever there was a movie that should not have been made, this is that movie," Seattle Times critic Soren Anderson wrote
There are a few thrills and a few laughs in this rejiggered, CGI-heavy reimagining of the comic book/TV/movie superstars, but even by kid-movie standards, it's...
New footage features the turtles as babies, as well as young ninjas in training
But it's unclear if William Fichtner actually plays the turtles' biggest enemy
And Michael Bay's name, of course
The film co-stars Meryl Streep, James Spader, Hailee Steinfeld and Jesse Plemons
The rat mentor reminds Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael and Michelangelo that they "live, die and fight as brothers."
Fox plays reporter April O'Neil, who is digging into Shredder's sinister plans to use the secret of the ooze against New York City
These "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" are all grown up
Paramount moves live-action comic book adaptation away from Tom Cruise's "Edge of Night"
Bloated action epic wants Johnny Depp and Armie Hammer to both deconstruct and revive the old legend, thus heading itself off at the pass
The new drama series debuts in June while the pair of alternative series launch in July