The Warlock has spoken!
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"With Angus's Hale-Bopp-like meltdown, it is radically clear to me that the show is cursed," Sheen told TheWrap through his spokesman.
If that's true, then maybe we should expect Jon Cryer to crack next. Considering his comfy gig on the long-running show finally earned him an Emmy for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series, we won't hold our breath.
While the MaSheen is calling the latest controversy surrounding "Men" a curse, the church where the young dissenting star worships sees it as more of a blessing.
"These comments are of a personal nature, reflecting his views after having undergone changes during his spiritual journey," George Johnson, communication director for the Seventh-day Adventist Church in North America, said in a statement. "We welcome him with open arms to the worldwide Seventh-day Adventist Church family and are excited about his commitment to God through his recent baptism at his church.”
Emphasis, however, was on the fact that the controversial statements Jones gave a religious advocate, who calls himself The Forerunner, were "of a personal nature."
"Many inquiries have come to the Church regarding the Forerunner Chronicles interview," Johnson's statement continued. "We are unable to offer information because Forerunner Chronicles is not a ministry operated by the Seventh-day Adventist Church and its host is not a pastor of the Seventh-day Adventist Church."
It has yet to be seen if the public will seriously consider Jones' plea to "please stop watching 'Two and a Half Men,'" but with a new episode airing on Thursday, we'll find out soon.