Pauly D and Vinny crack wise about hooking up with kids; naturally, the internet gets on board with it
The "Jersey Shore" gang has taken one more step toward world domination — it's responsible for the creation of a Twitter meme.
The trending topic "She's Too Young for You Bro" lit up the Twitter charts on Friday, and it's all due to a bit of boyish banter between Pauly D and Vinny on Thursday night's episode of "Shore."
The tweet-inspiring moment occurred as the itinerant guidos wandered the streets of Italy, pondering the appropriate age of potential sexual partners.
Among the pair's conclusions:
>> "If she's got a basket on her bicycle, she's too young for you man."
>> "If she still has the parental controls on her TB in her bedroom, she's too young for you bro."
Enchanted by this pedophilia-themed variation on "You might be a redneck," the Twitter community leaped into action and got in on the fun, setting up the hashtag #shestooyoungforyoubro to continue the fun.
Among the public's contributions to the riff:
>> "If she thinks a good meal is a plate full of Spaghetti-Os well then #shestooyoungforyoubro"
>> "If she's still wearing days of the week underwear #shestooyoungforyoubro"
>> "If the waiter gives her a coloring book and crayons at the restaurant #shestooyoungforyoubro"
Somewhere, former "To Catch a Predator" host Chris Hansen is surely contemplating creating his own rival hashtag, #whydontyouhaveaseatoverthere.
Feel free to offer your own contribution to the list in the comments section. Need some inspiration? Watch Pauly D and Vinny kick off the craze in the video.