Lindsay Lohan took over "Chelsea Lately" Monday night, where she was lucid, funny and appeared very comfortable in her own skin.
She opened the show by joking about her own recent public struggles with addiction, saying, "Chelsea's not here and I actually don't know where she is — but I did see someone who looks a lot like her moving into my old room at Cliffside."
Continuing to reference her rehab stint, Lohan said, "As you all know for 90 days I've been on a lovely court-ordered vacation in Malibu."
Lohan then thanked the celebrities that kept the tabloid business booming in her absence, as lookalikes joined her on stage. First up, a sans-pants Anthony Weiner.
She said, "I want to thank Anthony for being such a dick with an unlimited texting plan."
Lohan next thanked Kanye West "for acting like a baby and making a baby." She added, "How come when Kanye acts like an idiot he gets a gold record, but when I act like an idiot I get a police record?"
"I want to thank Justin Bieber for peeing where you shouldn’t, spitting where you shouldn’t and wearing your pants where you shouldn’t."
Finally the royal baby make an appearance in the form of Chuy.
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