Those that said Kim would never hold a black baby have all had to answer to the wigged one.

This week it was Cynthia. Cynthia and Kim were the only ladies that showed up to Phaedra’s son Ayden’s dedication ceremony. And that provided the perfect setting for those two to hug it out after awkward silences and forced conversations during the reception.

The ceremony itself was replete with flower girls, bell ringers, attendants and more. It was the over-the-top extravagance Phaedra is known for with honorary housewife Dwight in the background making the pomp and circumstance happen.

Ensuring no...

“Sweeeeeeetiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee!!!!”

Crickets.

“Sweeeeeetiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!!!!”

Crickets.

Lately, Kim’s cries of “Sweeeeeeettttttttiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!!!” have gone unanswered.

And “Sweeeeeeeeetiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeee” -- Kim’s assistant -- is getting fired.

Someday.

In the meantime, we get to see all the reasons why she won’t be back next season: unauthorized smoke breaks, sitting down on the job and refusing to answer to her new name, Toby.

Sweetie as Kim’s slave was a topic tackled last season and although she...

The South African branch of Central Casting assembled the prettiest of people for the dinner party hosted by Sheree’s friend, Kevin. And we opened last night’s episode with Marlo still going on a tirade because she didn’t get a call back.

Surprisingly, NeNe was the peacemaker, dragging Marlo up the stairs with still no invite in hand and none forthcoming. In turn, Sheree shook off the barbs launched at her bank account, rounded up Kandi and Phaedra, and strutted off to be greeted by African drummers and fire dancers.

Models-slash-Actors-slash-Music Producers-slash-Bartenders-slash-the Handsomely Unemployed gathered to dine and convince the accomplished at the table they were up-and-coming, full of potential and ab-hardening funny.

One flirtatious man in particular didn’t persuade Kandi. She dismissed...

It was the talls vs. the smalls in the latest installment of "Real Housewives of Africa."

In one corner, we had Kandi, Phaedra, and Sheree hoping for a lovely vacation. On the other, we had the amazons NeNe and Marlo looming, plotting, and itching for a brawl.

Nene visited Marlo’s house that was outfitted with surveillance cameras so she can catch the cops before they catch her. The police will never bang on her front door again. She won’t have it. The next time they come, she’ll be standing in front of her bedroom door, a little powder on her nose, a M16 rifle in her right hand, and the willingness to fall headfirst into a fountain at the bottom her staircase, in front of a statue reading, "The World is Yours."

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