The 5 Stages of Oscar-Viewing Grief

March, 05, 2012 12:12 pm | Comments On #Television

 

Everyone complains about the Oscars -- the host, the length, the nominees, the winners, the speeches, the montages, the themes. Every year, it’s an apocalypse followed by a resurrection -- or the reverse. The ratings never seem drastically different but every percentage point is read like tarot cards. It’s never a great show, sometimes it’s better, most of the time it’s worse and there are plenty of times when it’s downright awful.

Yet every year, people act as if this hasn’t happened before and are plunged into the same Kubler Ross stages of grief: denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance.

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Dear (Downton) Abbey: An Obsession With a Long Shot

January, 22, 2012 12:52 pm | Comments On #Downton Abbey, PBS, Television

"Downton Abbey" is a show we shouldn’t be watching, let alone talking about. Set way back in the dark ages of the early 1900s, it’s the story of an aristocratic British family living at a grand manor home and the servants who take care of them.

It involves in depth conversations about the laws of inheritance, it has no nudity or cursing, electricity is considered bold technology, no one bursts into song and even though we’re less than halfway through season 2, it’s safe to say that there are no aliens or zombies in sight. If I haven’t lost you yet, how about this for the kicker – it’s on PBS. Are you reaching...

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The Curse of Being Tom Cruise

December, 19, 2011 12:19 pm | Comments On #Movies

 

I never thought I would feel bad for Tom Cruise even once in my life, let alone twice. We’re talking about Tom Cruise (exclamation points implied throughout), probably the only actor in the world who can open a movie in Chicago and Calcutta, Boston and Beijing, with equal fervor.

This is a man who does his own stunts, in movies and in matrimony. He has Oscar nominations and he has more money than Les Grossman. Why would Jerry MacGuire, Charlie Babbitt, Ethan Hunt, Maverick, for God’s sake, need any sympathy, let alone mine when any day he’s ever had will probably be beat most people’s best day ever?

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R.I.P. Movie Theaters: How Technology Gave Me More and Less

November, 15, 2011 11:04 am | Comments On #Movies

What’s your first memory of watching a movie in a theater?

For me, it was "Annie" in an old-school (heavy on the red velvet) movie theater in Toronto. My mom was with me, through multiple viewings (thank you, Mom!), and I distinctly remember embarrassing her by singing along to "Tomorrow."

When I compare that to the way I watched movies this week – on my phone during my commute and at the gym, on a DVD at home and through Netflix – and how long it's been since I was actually in a theater, it seems a little bittersweet, like winning a race but beating your best friend to do it.

There’...

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My Addiction to 'Breaking Bad'

October, 15, 2011 5:57 pm | Comments On #Breaking Bad, Television

When I was little, during school vacations, my mother had a strict one-hour limit on TV viewing. She knew that given the choice between running free outdoor and watching repeats of '70s and '80s sitcoms, there was no real contest.

Because of the restriction (which was firm and didn’t allow for any maneuvering), the daily decision of what to watch required the kind of high-level planning and attention to detail normally used only for military campaigns, shuttle launches and golddiggers eying future husbands.

Today, I have the same time limit, this one self-imposed because of life but over the past three months, I have...

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As Real as It Gets: Reality TV’s Pounding of Flesh

August, 17, 2011 7:06 pm | Comments On #Real Housewives, Real Housewives of New York, Real Housewives of Orange County, Russell Armstrong, sonja morgan, Taylor Armstrong, Television, teresa giudice, The Real Housewives, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

When I heard that Russell Armstrong, the estranged husband of "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" star Taylor Armstrong, committed suicide, the first thing that came into my head was “the show killed him.”

This is not being melodramatic; it’s having watched this genre for years. I'm not surprised that when people make deals with the devil, he eventually comes collecting.

Also read: Russell Armstrong, 'Real Housewives' Husband, Dead of Apparent...

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Generation Over: Actors I’d Like to Take Early Retirement

July, 14, 2011 9:53 am | Comments On #Movies

In my last piece, "Generation Under," I wrote about actors that I’d like to see work more or do better quality work. The response was only slight less heated than a massive volcanic eruption. Thanks to everyone who took the time to comment – whether you were adding a thoughtful response or questioning my sanity, it’s great to hear from you. And while I’d always rather hit a nerve than put you to sleep, I do feel the need to add that it's just my opinion, no need to take it so ... personally. 

Now that we've seen to getting some actors back to work, I started thinking about the reverse -- actors, and I use that term loosely, that I’m sick of seeing.

Some of them long for...

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Generation Under: Underrated & Underemployed Actors Who Deserve Another Look

June, 08, 2011 8:22 pm | Comments On #Dennis Quaid, Emma Thompson, Joan Cusack, Lisa Bonet, Matt Dillon, Movies, Winona Ryder

When I’m at the gym, I’m a captive audience, with Stockholm syndrome. There are 90 minutes of cardio to fill and as long as that little TV’s on, so am I. Since I don’t watch sports and even the Kardashians take a break once in awhile, I’ve found myself watching Sunday afternoon movies, the kind that if I wasn’t mid-workout, would never even cross my radar.

The surprising discovery wasn’t that these were great movies that I’m thrilled to finally find. The movies are still the equivalent of airplane food -- you eat it because it’s there.  The real surprise has been a mini-universe of...

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The Indelible Legacy of John Hughes and the Brat Pack

May, 15, 2011 2:54 pm | Comments On #Brat Pack, films, hollyblog, Mali Perl, Movies

If I didn’t know you at all, and I wanted to share a piece of my preteen years with you, I would say these names – Duckie, Andie, John Bender, Ferris, Blane, Lloyd Dobler, Watts. 

Would you know exactly who I mean? Would you flash back to being 13 or 16, in a movie theater or at a friend’s house, in back of a classroom quoting lines? If you were a kid in the '80s, you would.

I just finished reading a book about the Brat Pack by Susannah Gora called “You Couldn’t Ignore Me If You Tried” and it dusted off fond day-glo memories. 

Not only does the book give you all the behind-the-scenes dirt (Molly Ringwald wanted Andie to end up with Duckie only...

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Today's Film Stars vs. Yesterday's: It's Like Comparing Sausage to Filet Mignon

April, 27, 2011 10:19 am | Comments On #hollyblog, Mali Perl, Movies

How often are you genuinely impressed by a performance? 

I’m not talking about your friend’s “dude, you gotta see this” type of rave because let’s face it, they’re easily impressed by strange Youtube videos. 

I’m also not talking about situations where critics all jump on a tiny, overcrowded bandwagon and herald a performance or movie as spectacular and must-see, except no one can really remember anything about it six months later. 

I’m talking about a genuine, “oh my God” moment where you actually feel like something special is being created right in front of you. 

When it comes to TV, perhaps surprisingly, I’ve had a few of those revelatory experiences in the last few years. 

Maybe it’s the scale or the intimacy created by seeing a...

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