Charlie Sheen will be roasted on Comedy Central on the same night that "Two and a Half Men" will return on CBS with Ashton Kutcher taking over for Sheen.
The "Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen" will tape Saturday, Sept. 10, in Los Angeles. It will premiere Monday, Sept. 19, at 10 p.m.
No word yet on who'll make up the roasting party yet, but we expect there'll be no end of comedians lining up to fire away.
We doubt "Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre will be involved, but dare to dream.
But you can pretty much bank on the involvement of Jeffrey Ross, a "Comedy Central Roast" regular, who roasted Sheen during a stop at Trump Taj Mahal in April (see video below).
"You could say I've been providing kindling for this roast for a while," Sheen said in a Comedy Central release. "It's time to light it up. It's going to be epic."