Neither protesters nor Wall Streeters were safe from cigar-chomping barbs
Conan O'Brien ended his show's week in New York by officiating a gay marriage for his costume designer as Triumph the Insult Comic Dog checked in with Occupy Wall Street protesters at Zuccotti Park.
Or as Triumph called it, "Yeast Infection Park, on the corner of Hurts When I Pee Blvd."
Triumph offered alternatives to the obligatory drum circle (a "triangle triangle" and "piano parallelogram" were his best), told a stockbroker to hurry back from lunch to get his "hurry back from lunch bonus," and got freaky with the Charging Bull statue near Wall Street.
Check out the clips to see the surprise guest at the same-sex wedding and Triumph's Geraldo Rivera impersonation: