Glenn Beck took a few moments out from his conspiracy-theorizing on his Fox News show on Wednesday to answer the question that's been on millions' lips: "Why on earth is he bringing his glorious and not at all irrational televised crusade to an end?"
As it turns out, Beck is just like cherished Revolutionary War figure Paul Revere -- and Paul Revere "got off his horse at some point and joined the revolution, and then he went back to silver-smithing."
Hopefully this means we'll be seeing some killer commemorative coins coming from Beck in the near future. In the meantime, check out Beck's explanation in the video below.
