'Scatter My Ashes at Bergdorf's' Review: Glitzy Doc Gives Label Names the Floor Space
May, 02, 2013 2:06 pm | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Movies, reviewsA documentary so loving and unquestioning of its subject that it could play on permanent loop in the shoe department, “Scatter My Ashes at Bergdorf’s” is an unabashed valentine to one of Manhattan’s preeminent temples of commerce.
If pretty clothes, elaborate window displays and air-kiss interviews from some of the biggest fashionistas on the planet are your idea of a good time, “Bergdorf’s” offers 90 minutes of couture bliss. Those less enraptured by the world of expensive clothes and the people who make, sell and purchase them will find themselves feeling like Anne Hathaway’s character in “The Devil Wears Prada,” wondering why there’s so much fuss over all this frippery.
Master documentarian Frederick Wiseman took us into every nook and cranny of Neiman-Marcus’ flagship Dallas...
Read More'Iron Man 3' Review: Supercharged Fun - Just Take Off Your Thinking Cap
April, 30, 2013 9:41 am | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Guy Pearce, Gwyneth Paltrow, Iron Man 3, Movies, reviews, Robert Downey Jr., Shane BlackWhen we think about films written by Shane Black -- “Lethal Weapon,” “The Long Kiss Goodnight,” “Kiss Kiss Bang Bang” (which he also directed) -- several things come to mind: Christmas imagery, rapid-fire banter, over-the-top pyrotechnics. All of Black’s best features get ample showing in “Iron Man 3,” the big-budget superhero sequel he directed and co-wrote (with Drew Pearce, “No Heroics”).

Those less generously inclined might point out that Black's villains tend to be unmemorable, with world-shaking schemes that...
Read More'The Big Wedding' Review: Ho-Hum Ceremony With a Lively All-Star Guest List
April, 26, 2013 1:16 pm | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Amanda Seyfried, Diane Keaton, Justin Zackham, Katherine Heigl, Movies, reviews, robert de niro, Robin Williams, Susan Sarandon, The Big Wedding, Topher GraceIf you were shying away from “The Big Wedding” because (a) it has the word “wedding” in the title; (b) the cast includes Katherine Heigl and/or (c) the cast also includes Robin Williams as a Catholic priest providing marriage counseling, thus calling to mind his similar role in the wince-inducing “License to Wed,” well … those are all actually valid points, come to think of it.

Still, in its defense, it’s worth noting that this farce is funnier (and naughtier) than it has any right to be, and that Heigl gives her most winning performance in years -- precisely because she’s playing a rage-filled...
Read More'At Any Price' Review: Light on Corn But Still Heavy on Fertilizer
April, 26, 2013 7:57 am | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, At Any Price, Dennis Quaid, movie reviews, Movies, Zac EfronWhile the 1980s farm movies (“Places in the Heart,” “Country,” “The River”) tended to be about single-family agrarians fighting the banks to keep their patches of land, “At Any Price” delves into the survivors who have managed to hang on to their farms into the 21st century, now being urged to “expand or die” by grabbing up neighboring parcels.

For writer-director Ramin Bahrani, “At Any Price” represents a different kind of expansion -- after winning awards and critical raves for acclaimed micro-budget films like “Chop Shop” and “California Solo,” with nary a movie star in...
Read More'Mud' Review: Lovely Coming-of-Age Tale Zigs Where Zagging Would Suffice
April, 25, 2013 1:52 pm | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Jeff Nichols, Matthew McConaughey, Movies, mud, Reese Witherspoon, reviews, tye sheridan"Mud," writer-director Jeff Nichols’ follow-up to "Take Shelter," might best be titled "Quicksand,"since it doesn’t get bogged down until its final moments. What begins as a sweet and subtle coming-of-age story, told with quiet wisdom, keen observation and a minimum of bombast, unfortunately overloads its final act with incident and on-the-nose declarations that threaten to derail its very gentle power.
By the end, it’s like watching a version of "To Kill a Mockingbird" that’s been choked by studio notes suggesting that Boo Radley should get into a speedboat chase that culminates in Tom Robinson escaping from prison and crossing the border into Mexico.
For the most part, however, "Mud"actually does merit comparison to Harper Lee’s classic novel, in that it’s one of those stories of a...
Read More'Reluctant Fundamentalist' Review: Missed Opportunity to Weigh In on Anti-Muslim Discrimination
April, 25, 2013 12:02 pm | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Kate Hudson, Kiefer Sutherland, Mira Nair, Movies, reviews, Riz Ahmed, The Reluctant FundamentalistYou could argue that the opening-weekend box office for “The Reluctant Fundamentalist” could be either hurt or helped by the recent alleged actions of a pair of not-so-reluctant ones in Boston, but this isn’t a financial projection, it’s a movie review. And as a movie, “The Reluctant Fundamentalist” is an overblown slog and, sadly, a missed opportunity to take an intelligent and unblinking look at thoughtless anti-Muslim prejudice in the wake of the Sept. 11 attacks.

All the elements are there to tell a sharp, strong story, but director Mira Nair (“The Namesake,” “Monsoon Wedding”) and...
Read More'In the House' Review: Darkly Funny, the Best Teacher-Student Movie Since 'Election'
April, 19, 2013 9:29 am | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, In the House, Movies, reviewsFrench filmmaker François Ozon has triumphed in a variety of genres, from psychosexual drama (“Water Drops on Burning Rocks”) to workplace satire (“Potiche”) to murder-mystery musical (“8 Women”), but his biggest hit to date in the United States was “Swimming Pool,” which starred Charlotte Rampling as a blocked novelist vacationing in a French villa.
Does she observe the sexual and homicidal misbehavior of her publisher’s daughter … or is what we see all in her head, the makings of her next book?

Ozon takes another glimpse inside the mind of a writer in “In...
Read More'Oblivion' Review: Tom Cruise Meets 'Tron,' 'Wall-E,' 'The Matrix' ...
April, 16, 2013 9:30 am | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Andrea Riseborough, Joseph Kosinski, Morgan Freeman, Movies, oblivion, Olga Kurylenko, reviews, Tom CruiseCo-writer-director Joseph Kosinski (“TRON: Legacy”) digs all the way to the back of the refrigerator for “Oblivion,” taking leftover bits of “The Matrix,” “WALL-E,” “2001,” “Moon” and “Planet of the Apes,” among countless other science-fiction classics, and putting them into a slick, shiny and state-of-the-art crock pot.
The results looks amazing, but most of the ideas that resonate will feel very familiar and more than a bit warmed-over.
You’ll see one if not both of the movie’s big twists coming, and while a case could be made that “Oblivion” will make...
'Scary Movie 5' Review: The Sound of Spaghetti Not Sticking to the Wall
April, 12, 2013 3:26 pm | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Movies, reviewsA moment of movie history: Perhaps the greatest spoof film of all time was 1980’s “Airplane!” which mocked a trope of a previous decade (1970s disaster movies) by parodying a 23-year-old movie (1957’s “Zero Hour!”).

By contrast, “Scary Movie V” goofs on “Mama,” which was released 12 weeks ago. And the remake of “Evil Dead”…which came out last week. Thirty-three years later, we’re still quoting “Airplane!” whereas almost no one is going to remember “Scary Movie V” after, oh, Monday.
Given the steady decline of the sequels, it’s easy to forget...
Read More'Simon Killer' Review: An American (Creep) in Paris
April, 12, 2013 11:58 am | Comments On #MoviesThere’s an implied contract between artist and audience, whereby the creatives can take us to the deepest, darkest places of bad behavior and personal misery so long as they have something to say about the human condition, or the society that creates such miscreants, or any number of other notions that can be explored this way. In return, viewers expect something at the end besides, “Boy! This guy’s really awful, isn’t he?”

It’s that lack of a payoff after a long slog that makes “Simon Killer” a disappointing follow-up to director Antonio Campos’ “Afterschool”; that movie also made us wade through some...
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Alonso Duralde has written about film for Movieline, Salon, MSNBC.com. He also co-hosts the Linoleum Knife podcast and regularly appears on What the Flick?! (The Young Turks Network). Senior Programmer for the Outfest Film Festival in Los Angeles and a pre-screener for the Sundance Film Festival, he is also a consultant for the USA Film Festival/Dallas, where he spent five years as artistic director. A former arts and entertainment editor at the Advocate, he was a regular contributor to "The Rotten Tomatoes Show" on Current. He is the author of two books: "Have Yourself a Movie Little Christmas" (Limelight Editions) and "101 Must-See Movies for Gay Men" (Advocate Books). Friday mornings, Duralde can be heard on "Money 101 with Bob McCormick" on KFWB-AM.
