'The Babymakers' Review: Inconceivably Unfunny
August, 03, 2012 12:13 pm | Comments On #Aisha Tyler, Alonso Duralde, jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Movies, nat faxon, Olivia Munn, Paul Schneider, reviews, The BabymakersConsidered by many to be the worst film of the 1990s, “Frozen Assets” is a comedy about a bank manager who gets a new job running a (wait for it) sperm bank. Considered by many to be the worst films of the 2000s, “Strange Wilderness” was co-written by Peter Gaulke.

“The Babymakers” was co-written by Peter Gaulke, and a sperm bank figures heavily in the plot. Draw your own conclusions.
To be fair, I wasn’t aware of either of these things when I went into “The Babymakers,” but after a witless and lunkheaded 98 minutes of jokes involving boobies...
Read More'360' Review: Fernando Meireilles' Circular Path Leads Nowhere Interesting
August, 02, 2012 5:55 pm | Comments On #360, Alonso Duralde, Anthony Hopkins, Ben Foster, Fernando Mereilles, Jude Law, Movies, Peter Morgan, Rachel Weisz, reviewsArthur Schnitzler’s landmark play “La Ronde” has inspired any number of revivals and knock-offs due to its structure where Character A meets Character B, who in turn encounters Character C, and so forth until Character M winds up back with Character A. Paul Haggis’ dreadful movie “Crash” has inspired any number of ripoffs in which it turns out that Character A is Character D’s neighbor after Character L saves Character E’s life in an airport.
Put both of these tired tropes together, and you’ve got “360,” a movie that thinks it's brimming over with profound observations about alienation and interconnectedness but is instead a hollow collection of coincidences interspersed with platitudes about This Modern Life.
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Read More'Celeste & Jesse Forever' Review: Fresh Comedy Devolves into Familiar Drama
August, 02, 2012 4:41 pm | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, andy samberg, Celeste and Jesse Forever, Elijah Wood, Emma Roberts, Eric Christian Olsen, Lee Toland Krieger, Movies, Rashida Jones, reviews, Will McCormackIn addition to the infamous “Bechdel test” about women and movies, cartoonist and author Alison Bechdel once noted that ending a relationship is like separating Silly Putty with your hands; sometimes it snaps cleanly in two, but other times it sags and stretches and becomes impossible to pull apart.

The lead characters in “Celeste & Jesse Forever” are having a very saggy breakup, and the film’s exploration of two best friends learning to live apart starts out crisp but soon slogs down into very familiar territory. Can we request a moratorium on movies about 30-somethings who belatedly enter adulthood? Or at least insist that this...
Read More'Step Up Revolution' Review: Hyper-Energetic Dance Movie Trips Itself Up
July, 27, 2012 11:07 am | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Movies, Peter Gallagher, reviews, Ryan Guzman, Scott Speer, Step Up RevolutionEven by the silly standards of the series, “Step Up Revolution” giveth, and it taketh away. There’s too much color and energy and frenzy in this movie to discount it entirely, but it has a disconcerting tendency to undercut its best notions with some singularly awful moves.
Some of these flaws pop up in the script -- never the strong suit of the “Step Up” franchise, of which this is the fourth -- but others have to do with where these movies excel, which is in the presentation of impossibly beautiful young dancers executing eye-popping, elaborately choreographed hip-hop moves set to an endless wall of fat beats.
This time out, we...
Read More'The Watch' Review: You'll Be Looking At Your Watch Instead of the Screen
July, 26, 2012 4:04 pm | Comments On #Akiva Schaffer, Alonso Duralde, Ben Stiller, Evan Goldberg, Jonah Hill, Movies, reviews, Richard Ayoade, Seth Rogen, the watch, Vince Vaughn“The Watch” ranks among career lows not only for its stars (including Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn and Jonah Hill), writers (among them Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg) and director (Akiva Schaffer, who gave us the underrated Andy Samberg vehicle “Hot Rod”) but also for Costco, which plays a key role in the movie.
You were much funnier in “Idiocracy,” Costco.
A laugh-deprived movie that’s striking at a singularly bad time in the zeitgeist — after the Trayvon Martin shooting, the film’s title stopped being “Neighborhood Watch” — “The Watch” feels half-hearted from all sides. One imagines some...
'Ruby Sparks' Review: When Cute Becomes Cutesy
July, 24, 2012 4:17 pm | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, annette bening, Antonio Banderas, Chris Messina, Elliott Gould, Jonathan Dayton, Matthew Libatique, Movies, Paul Dano, reviews, Ruby Sparks, Valerie Faris, Zoe KazanTo be fair, “Ruby Sparks” is probably the best amalgam of “Annie Hall,” “Weird Science,” “The Bride of Frankenstein,” “Stranger than Fiction” and “Xanadu” that anyone’s ever going to make.
But the fact that I could so easily come up with that list of titles while watching the movie — when I would rather have been watching any of the films on that list — doesn’t speak all that well for this second effort from “Little Miss Sunshine” directors Jonathan Dayton and Valerie Faris.

There would be interesting connections to be made regarding the fact that Zoe Kazan...
Read More'The Well Digger's Daughter' Review: Just Call It 'The Frenchy Frenchness of France'
July, 19, 2012 2:44 pm | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Daniel Auteuil, Marcel Pagnol, Movies, reviews, Sabine Azema, The Well Digger's DaughterFrench film star Daniel Auteuil came to international prominence a quarter-century ago when he played the dim-witted nephew of evil land baron Yves Montand in “Jean de Florette” and “Manon of the Spring,” two films based on epic novels by Marcel Pagnol. For his directorial debut, Auteuil returns to the well, as it were, with another Pagnol adaptation, “The Well Digger’s Daughter.”

American audiences who like their French period pieces extra-French — complete with sun-dappled fields, tree-lined avenues, full-lipped young girls in sundresses and dashing young men in uniform flying World War I biplanes — will...
Read More'The Dark Knight Rises' Review: Falls Short of Bat-Legendary
July, 17, 2012 9:43 am | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Anne Hathaway, christian bale, Christopher Nolan, Gary Oldman, Jonathan Nolan, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Marion Cotillard, Michael Caine, Morgan Freeman, Movies, reviews, The Dark Knight Rises, Tom Hardy, Wally Pfister“Merely great” feels like the most backhanded of compliments, but when a filmmaker is coming off a one-two punch of pop masterpieces like “The Dark Knight” and “Inception,” expectations get invariably raised for what comes next.
“The Dark Knight Rises,” while offering all the thrills and brooding and shadows and angst and adrenaline and grandiloquence that fans of Christopher Nolan’s Batman trilogy will no doubt be expecting from this final entry, comes up short in only one department: the shock of the new.
This time around, Nolan (who co-wrote with his brother Jonathan) doesn’t rewrite the rules; he lives up to his own previous standards without exceeding them. Whereas his two previous films offered continuous jolts of discovery, “Rises,” for all its unquestionable virtues, winds up enhancing the...
Read More'Trishna' Review: India-Set 'Tess of the d'Urbervilles' Not So Bolly-Good
July, 12, 2012 12:06 pm | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Frieda Pinto, Michael Winterbottom, Movies, reviews, Riz Ahmed, trishaHere's the good thing about economic inequality -- it sure adds relevance to modern-day adaptations of 19th-century novels.
Take the class cruelty of Thomas Hardy’s “Tess of the d’Urbervilles.” Not only is it alive and well in the new millennium, when you throw India’s relatively rigid caste system into the mix, it makes perfect sense for director Michael Winterbottom to set this new version of “Tess” in South Asia.

But even though Winterbottom is a seasoned adapter of Hardy (“The Claim” and “Jude” were based on “The Mayor of Casterbridge” and “Jude the Obscure,”...
Read More'Red Lights' Review: This May Be 2012's Silliest Movie
July, 12, 2012 9:20 am | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Cillian Murphy, Elizabeth Olson, Joely Richardson, Movies, Red Lights, reviews, robert de niro, Rodrigo Cortes, Sigourney Weaver, Toby JonesOne of the most misused words in contemporary English — apart from "surreal," which is not an appropriate adjective for winning "American Idol" unless Randy Jackson turns into a talking llama who shoots time and space out of his eyes — is "campy."
Camp, in its purest form, refers to something that was created in all seriousness but through whatever failures of aesthetic accidentally turns into comedy. If you set to make something outrageous and over-the-top, then it's outrageous and over-the-top; it only gets to be campy if comedy was not what you meant to do.
The "Hairspray" musical, despite the presence of John Travolta in drag, is not camp; "Glitter," for trying to pass off Mariah Carey as a serious actress before she was ready to become one, is.
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Alonso Duralde has written about film for Movieline, Salon, MSNBC.com. He also co-hosts the Linoleum Knife podcast and regularly appears on What the Flick?! (The Young Turks Network). Senior Programmer for the Outfest Film Festival in Los Angeles and a pre-screener for the Sundance Film Festival, he is also a consultant for the USA Film Festival/Dallas, where he spent five years as artistic director. A former arts and entertainment editor at the Advocate, he was a regular contributor to "The Rotten Tomatoes Show" on Current. He is the author of two books: "Have Yourself a Movie Little Christmas" (Limelight Editions) and "101 Must-See Movies for Gay Men" (Advocate Books). Friday mornings, Duralde can be heard on "Money 101 with Bob McCormick" on KFWB-AM.
