'On the Road' Review: Aren't We There Yet?

December, 20, 2012 3:33 pm | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Garret Hedlund, Kristen Stewart, Movies, On the Road, reviews, Sam Riley, Walter Salles

Truman Capote legendarily dismissed Jack Kerouac’s influential roman à clef “On the Road” with, “That’s not writing; it’s typing.”

Capote’s insult might have been referencing the legend that Kerouac banged out a first draft while hopped up on speed and feeding his typewriter with one gigantic roll of butcher paper, but Capote could also have referred to the stripped-down, descriptive prose of the book, which chugs along with the cool, spare poetry of jazz.

But the beat of the Beats is sadly lacking in the movie version of “On the Road,” a handsomely mounted adaptation of...

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'This Is 40' Review: A Little Heavy on the White Whine

December, 20, 2012 10:52 am | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, judd apatow, Leslie Mann, Megan Fox, Movies, Paul Rudd, reviews, this is 40

Judd Apatow’s “Funny People” starred Adam Sandler as George Simmons, a once-dynamic stand-up whose comic mojo has grown bloated and blunted after starring in a series of hit movies and ensconcing himself in a luxurious mansion.

Apatow’s latest, “This Is 40” -- about the financial and romantic foibles of a well-off couple hitting a milestone birthday -- feels like George might have written it, or at least directed it.

The bawdy wit and crisp dialogue that were the hallmark of Apatow’s “Knocked Up” (of which this is a quasi-sequel) and “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” are still very...

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'Jack Reacher' Review: A Great/Terrible Stinker/Delight

December, 20, 2012 10:44 am | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Christopher McQuarrie, David Oyelowo, Jack Reacher, Lee Child, Movies, reviews, Rosamund Pike, Tom Cruise, Werner Herzog

When sitting down and watching movies for work, I do my best to keep an open mind and to remain receptive to films as they present themselves. It’s difficult sometimes, but I always try not to make up my mind one way or another until the final credits roll.

But then you get a movie like “Jack Reacher,” which makes you hate it. And then love it. And then hate it again, going back and forth like some crazy tennis match until all that’s left is to make a list of pros and cons to see how it all shakes out:

I hated … the fact that the movie opens with a mass shooting. Yes, it’s not the fault of writer-director Christopher McQuarrie (adapting Lee Child’s novel...

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'Zero Dark Thirty' Review: Like a Really Good 'Law & Order' - With Waterboarding

December, 18, 2012 3:02 pm | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Jessica Chastain, Kathryn Bigelow, Mark Boal, Movies, reviews, zero dark thirty

It’s always a challenge to tell a story where the audience knows the ending. The trick comes in offering a new perspective on familiar events or at least generating suspense in a way that makes us nervous that Apollo 13 might not land safely, even when history tells us otherwise.

“Argo” and “Lincoln” are two films that successfully tread these waters, and now comes “Zero Dark Thirty,” Kathryn Bigelow’s eagerly awaited follow-up to “The Hurt Locker.”

She and screenwriter Mark Boal have consciously chosen to take a just-the-facts-ma’am approach to the manhunt and subsequent killing of Osama bin...

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'The Guilt Trip' Review: Not Like Buttah, but Better Than Margarine

December, 18, 2012 1:14 pm | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Anne Fletcher, barbra streisand, Dan Fogelman, Movies, reviews, Seth Rogen, the guilt trip

The trailer, the casting, even the title of “The Guilt Trip” sets us up for a specific kind of movie: Nice neurotic boy henpecked by his nagging, smothering Yiddishe mama. It’s a dynamic we’ve seen everywhere from the novels of Philip Roth to Woody Allen’s “Oedipus Wrecks” and countless other movies and sitcoms over the last half-century or so.

But “The Guilt Trip,” starring gravelly voiced everyslacker Seth Rogen as the son and Barbra Streisand as the mom, has its own agenda that goes far beyond cheek-pinching and boiled chicken.

The movie, directed by Anne Fletcher (“The Proposal,” “27...

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'Amour' Review: A Wrenching But Essential Look at a Disintegrating Life

December, 18, 2012 9:09 am | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Amour, Emmanuelle Riva, Isabelle Huppert, Jean-Louis Trintignant, Michael Haneke, Movies, reviews

Movies love to speed up the dying process, whether it’s the rosy-cheeked young girl who succumbs to a mysterious fatal illness in the final reel or the hero cop suddenly felled by one random bullet after committing an act of extraordinary heroism.

But the actual mechanics of death and dying -- the slow degeneration of mind and body, the subtle shadings in which people gradually lose their mobility and faculties and independence -- those tend to be absent from the big screen.

It’s not compact or convenient. It’s a subject people would just as soon avoid, whether or not they’ve faced it firsthand in their own lives. And frankly, as plots go...

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'Django Unchained' Review: Blaxploitation and Spaghetti Westerns Make a Delicious Combo

December, 17, 2012 9:56 am | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Christoph Waltz, Django Unchained, Jamie Foxx, Kerry Washington, Leonardo DiCaprio, Movies, Quentin Tarantino, reviews, Samuel L. Jackson

Quentin Tarantino continues his tour of “disreputable” movie genres with “Django Unchained,” a boisterous and violent appropriation of tropes from the 1960s spaghetti Western (low-budget European cowboy movies, produced mostly in Italy and Spain) and the 1970s blaxploitation Western (often-angry revenge pictures that examined the Civil War era in general, and slavery in particular, from a post–civil rights perspective).

While the movie doesn’t take the outrageous narrative leaps of “Inglorious Basterds,” “Django” is nonetheless an intelligent thrill-ride, zipping along merrily (and bloodily) until it...

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'Les Misérables' Review: I Dreamed a Nightmare

December, 17, 2012 9:09 am | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Amanda Seyfried, Anne Hathaway, Hugh Jackman, Les Miserables, Movies, reviews, Russell Crowe, sasha baron cohen, Tom Hooper

In the early 1990s, I accepted an invitation from a friend to go see the national touring company of “Les Misérables,” even though it was being mounted at Dallas’ Music Hall at Fair Park (before its eventual renovation, the venue was acoustically iffy at best) and despite my trepidation over the then-popular “Miserable Cats of the Opera” mega-musicals.

And while the show is not without its gimmickry and manipulation, I found it genuinely moving and exhilarating, with the showstopping 11 o'clock number “Bring Him Home” (which had been played to death in the constant TV ads for the production) giving me chills.

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'Hyde Park on Hudson' Review: Nothing to Fear From This FDR Tale, But Not Much to Praise, Either

December, 06, 2012 2:32 pm | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Bill Murray, hyde park on hudson, Laura Linney, Movies, Olivia Colman, Olivia Williams, reviews, Roger Michell, Samuel West

Remember how last year’s “My Week with Marilyn” spent way too much time on its dullard protagonist and not nearly enough on Marilyn Monroe, the film’s one interesting character? Change the title of “Hyde Park on Hudson” to “My Affair with Franklin,” and you get the same result.

Our uninteresting tour guide this time around is Daisy Stuckley (Laura Linney), a fifth cousin of Franklin Delano Roosevelt (Bill Murray). By the late 1930s, when the film begins, Daisy had gone from being a wealthy woman to one of the president’s poor relations, eking out a living as a caretaker to an elderly aunt (the wonderful Eleanor Bron, sorely underused).

One day, Daisy gets a...

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'Playing for Keeps' Review: Soccer Rom-Com Is Extended Penalty Kick to the Groin

December, 06, 2012 1:45 pm | Comments On #Alonso Duralde, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Dennis Quaid, Gabriele Muccino, Gerard Butler, Jessica Biel, Judy Greer, Movies, Playing for Keeps, reviews, uma thurman

Gerard Butler is supposed to be a movie star. The camera loves him, he’s got a great head of hair and he comes off like someone you might actually want to watch on the big screen for 90 minutes.

The only thing standing in his way seems to be his actual films; after sitting through the likes of “The Ugly Truth,” “Chasing Mavericks,” “The Bounty Hunter” and “Law Abiding Citizen,” I began formulating conspiracy theories involving a shadowy cabal of Hollywood suits who were determined to destroy his career after Butler flirted with some studio head’s wife at a party or cut someone off at the valet stand at a...

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Alonso Duralde has written about film for Movieline, Salon, MSNBC.com. He also co-hosts the Linoleum Knife podcast and regularly appears on What the Flick?! (The Young Turks Network). Senior Programmer for the Outfest Film Festival in Los Angeles and a pre-screener for the Sundance Film Festival, he is also a consultant for the USA Film Festival/Dallas, where he spent five years as artistic director. A former arts and entertainment editor at the Advocate, he was a regular contributor to "The Rotten Tomatoes Show" on Current. He is the author of two books: "Have Yourself a Movie Little Christmas" (Limelight Editions) and "101 Must-See Movies for Gay Men" (Advocate Books). Friday mornings, Duralde can be heard on "Money 101 with Bob McCormick" on KFWB-AM.

 

 



 

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