marklisanti I am not a doctor, but maybe we just cut off Granderson's broken pinky, blowtorch the wound shut, and run him back out there tomorrow.about 3 minutes ago reply

marklisanti COME THE FUCK ON. RT @JackCurryYES: Granderson has fracture on knuckle of left pinky finger, the Yankees said.about 12 minutes ago reply

marklisanti LA empties on holiday weekends because that's when they schedule all the big out-of-town fedora sales.about 18 minutes ago reply

lizzwinstead My Godbaby Becky #FamilyReunion #Mn http://t.co/pVlyxTNtVcabout 31 minutes ago reply

azizansari I'm aware these Before Midnight/Fast 6 joke are for an extremely limited audience.about 35 minutes ago reply

azizansari Rumored: Post credits of Fast 6, a red Prius pulls up. Inside - JESSE AND CELINE FROM THE BEFORE SERIES. #CrossOver #Leggoabout 36 minutes ago reply

moryan I spoke to @RobLowe about his wild #BehindtheCandelabra role as Liberace's plastic surgeon, #ParksandRec & more http://t.co/i2lTljQFiQabout 37 minutes ago reply

sutterink My first naked WTFsutter. http://t.co/PfmgbabpXyabout 1 hour ago reply

HitFixDaniel I could watch pilots. Or "House of Cards." Or "Top of the Lake." Or catch up on 15 things. Or sit in a corner and cry.about 1 hour ago reply

kbiegel I think if everyone says "please please" to @CabralAngelique she may come to the @ATXFestival and "pretty please?" maybe @ImKeithDavid tooabout 1 hour ago reply

maskedscheduler Will somebody in Miami please take that jacket off of Craig Sager and wipe their ass with it? #embarrassingabout 1 hour ago reply

tvoti Here is my review of Behind The Candelabra, which is excellent. http://t.co/4GTgdaA8cuabout 1 hour ago reply

VladaGelman Guys: This is why baggy pants are dumb, and belts are your friend.about 1 hour ago reply

VladaGelman Car stalled ahead of me. While pushing it, guy's pants fell down. Full moon.about 1 hour ago reply

kbiegel Woo! We're showing the #enlisted pilot at the bad ass @ATXFestival and bringing brothers @geoffstults @Parker_Young n Chris Lowell!about 1 hour ago reply

nprmonkeysee "Okay, here's the situation. I lost my car in a big conflagration." - HE'S THE DJ, I'M FAST & FURIOUSabout 1 hour ago reply