Seacrest promised that it was gonna be a good show and, in the spirit of St. Patrick’s Day, suggested that it might get even better after a few pints.
As a card-carrying Kelly, I can attest that this was indeed the case.
I can also tell you that Paula’s brow lift seems to have settled from last week. Lookin’ good, Abdul! Yes, I miss Jorge, but he’s undoubtedly already got some sort of Puerto Rican recording contract courtesy of fans Marc Anthony and J. Lo.
As for the remaining 11, it was Country Week, with Randy Travis providing the back-stage advice! (And is getting weirder looking with every passing year?!)
Michael Sarver: He must’ve been in heaven when it was announced! Even if he gets voted off, at least he got the chance to kiss the country audience’s ass, singing a song about teenage fornication (a favorite pastime in Texas) and saying things like, “Country music is about having some fun.” Yawn. Someone call the “glam squad” stat!
Allison Iraheta: She’s solid, but it would’ve been even better if she’d turned away from the rock vibe for just one week. At least she didn’t do the Ashlee Simpson “SNL” hoe-down dance that she toyed with in rehearsal.
Kris Allen: Nailed “To Make You Feel My Love.” A perfect example of how important song selection is. Take a good looking guy and give him a romantic ballad. Works every time for the tween set. Incidentally, it also worked quite well on the twentysomething set, too. Lose the wife, secure more votes, Kris!
Lil Rounds: Followed in Carrie Underwood’s footsteps by singing “Independence Day,” a song that the Season 4 winner performed at least three times when she was on the show. While I’m not a fan, I don’t understand the judges’ points when they complained that the song “wasn’t her.” No kidding. She doesn’t exactly strike me as a country artist, either, but isn’t the point to sing genres that you normally wouldn’t? (Oh, and note to Simon ... it's not "Li'l" Rounds, it's "Lil" Rounds, which is not at all the same as "Little.")
Adam Lambert: I still love to hate him, but I actually -- dare I say it -- liked his hookah lounge version of “Ring of Fire.” Did it sound like something that goth kids would enjoy slitting their wrists to? Yes. Was I worried at one point that Glambert might actually hump the mic stand? Absolutely. While it would kill me to call it “good,” I’ll simply agree with Randy Travis, who stated, “I don’t even know what to say about this boy.”
Scott MacIntyre: It’s not cause you’re blind, I swear -- but your singing kinda makes me wish I were deaf (especially those misplaced awful high notes you try to squeeze in week after week)! Of course, “Inspirational Scott” had to sing a song about angels, even if said titular angels were “wild.” Can’t wait for the “very special Idol” when MacIntyre gets his sight back (or learns to sing) -- or maybe he’s saving that for the Top 10 Tour!
Alexis Grace: Looked like a young Dolly Parton with her poofy hair and beaded dress as she sang Parton’s “Jolene,” a song that finalist Brooke White did last year.
