Good news for you, “Jon & Kate” fans: Now you have a People cover of Jon to match your People cover of Kate.
Separated only by covers of Bristol Palin and a bikini-clad Melissa Joan Hart, it’s the closest the couple has been in months! And, for your reading pleasure, both use the media to complain about the media!
But after five consecutive Us Weekly covers, there’s only so much of that story I can stomach. Let’s get to what really matters.
I’M A CELEBRITY....GET ME OUT OF HERE!
With Heidi and Spencer finally gone (for now), the spotlight was up for grabs on Wednesday. Believe it or not, the plot didn’t change that much -- in fact it STILL involved shampoo (only not of the dry variety this time).
In Speidi’s (temporary?) absence, John Salley took over the role of “crazy,” while Janice Dickinson read for the part of “sobbing spoiled brat.”
It all started when Janice wouldn’t let John borrow half a bottle of shampoo. He called her a few choice words and she completely lost it, blubbering hysterically to the confessional camera.
She did actually have a valid point, though: Does one really need a half bottle of shampoo -- or even a dollop -- when one doesn’t even have hair?
A contrite and tearful Salley asked forgiveness of Janice but she was not having it. It was sad, ya’ll! Big NBA guys aren’t supposed to cry.
The teams competed for food, with the men winning for the third time in a row, and Daniel Baldwin showed up to replace Speidi (and apparently make the women swoon), as we reported earlier in the week.
But how can your replace someone who just won't go away? As rumored, Spencer and Heidi were (are?) indeed still in Costa Rica begging to get back on the show after their Tuesday departure.
They appeared on camera and had some entertaining things to say, namely, that the Devil had “gotten to them,” seducing them away from the game. (You sure it wasn’t room service seducing you, guys?)
They would be allowed back in camp if they spent the night in the “Lost Chamber,” the animal-infested site of their last food challenge failure and if they were voted back in by their former cast members.
At the beginning of last night’s episode, the remaining cast members were informed that Speidi wanted to return to the camp and were given the power to determine their fate. A debate erupted with Janice rallying for their return and claiming to be the “one person in the universe who could reform Spencer.” Salley also showed admiration for Spencer, comparing him to P. Diddy. (At least I think that was supposed to be a compliment).
Oh, and in case you haven't heard, NBC’s VP of Alternative Programming (which includes reality shows), Paul Telegdy, had this to say about Speidi:
“They are everything that's wrong with America…they are insincere, lazy, entitled and they claim the devil has possessed them. What
