Poor David Hasselhoff.
He was the first contestant voted off of this season's "Dancing With the Stars," and now his new reality show "The Hasselhoffs" is getting pulled after just two episodes.
That stands as the fastest celeb reality show cancellation in recent memory.
A&E stopped short of saying the show was cancelled, but after it premiered Sunday to 718,000 viewers, the series appeared short for this world. Rumors of impending cancellation gained further steam after the audience shrank for the second episode to 505,000 viewers.
Its lead-in "Gene Simmons Family Jewels" attracted 1.4 million viewers.
"The Hasselhoffs" focused on the former "Baywatch" star and his daughters as they tried to break into show business.
Somewhere KITT is weeping.