Naomi Serviss

  • Well-Played, My Ginger Friend

    Conan will land on his size 16 feet, enjoy his 30 mil and siphon off what’s left of Leno’s audience

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    Naomi Serviss

  • Don’t Cry for Rush, Ditto-Heads

    Back pain? No one is passing judgment. Yet.

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    Naomi Serviss

  • A Virgin Dream

    If you care enough to send the very best, how about a ticket into space with Richard Branson and Lance Bass?

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    Naomi Serviss

  • Broadway Brittany: ‘Bridge’ Stint Showed Off Her Talent

    Why didn’t those closest to her try to save her from her struggles?

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    Naomi Serviss

  • Polanski Gets Away With It Again

    How does a child rapist get such lenient treatment?

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    Naomi Serviss

  • Who’s Most Disappointed in Tiger Woods?

    Fallen idol has stolen the spotlight from the likes of Balloon Boy and the White House crashers, and they must be pissed

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    Naomi Serviss

  • Hollyblog: Halloween’s Over. Vampires, Too.

    Pop culture is oversoaked with blood. Time to wash our hands of all this creepiness.

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    Naomi Serviss

  • David Letterman, the Gap-Toothed Man-Pig

    What female subordinate could resist the fugly man with heart problems and balding pate?

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  • A Survival Manual for Blockbuster

    The rental giant’s decline was written on the wall years ago — except no one was reading the walls.

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    Naomi Serviss

  • Tween Kids Books = B.O. Gold

    With “Meatballs,” someone at the studios is finally getting the message.

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    Naomi Serviss

  • At Last, a Spooky as Hell Kids’ Movie

    “Where the Wild Things Are,” not your typical “Sleeping Beauty” or even “Shrek” — but why did it take so long?

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    Naomi Serviss

  • ‘Toy Story’ is Back! Better Get Your Wallets Ready

    Disney plans to re-release “Toy Story” and its 1999 sequel, reformatted in 3-D.

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    Naomi Serviss

  • A Remake of ‘The Blob’ — Say It Ain’t So

    Say it isn’t so, Rob Zombie! You’re not really going to remake that creaky classic, “The Blob,” that catapulted McQueen’s star legacy. Are you? Before “The Great Escape,” and “The Thomas Crown Affair,” McQueen dipped his talent into whatever came along, just as most of us do in real life. Call it cheesy, campy and…

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    Naomi Serviss

  • George Clooney, You’re No Cary Grant

      What happened to real film stars with real faces? I’m talking Cary Grant caliber, who brought not only savoir faire to film but had that “It” factor that ruled Tinseltown, especially in the late, great ‘30s.   George Clooney may be close, but no cigar. His talent and choices have ebbed and flowed, and…

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    Naomi Serviss

  • If Brad Pitt Smokes Weed …

      Anyone who watched Brad Pitt on Bill Maher’s show Friday learned some unexpected news: Brad smokes dope. Or used to. Apparently this somewhat inarticulate hunk (Who cares how he talks? … Just sit there and look pretty!) has a party past that includes being the perfect joint-rolling machine. As Bill Maher teased him about…

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    Naomi Serviss