• A Hollywood Healing

    “It’s going just great, Charles! The director has no idea I’m sleeping with his wife!”

  • Malibu Christmas Mitzvah

    “I’m worried about Harry. He lost a contract with one of the major studios today and he’s so miserable I’m afraid he’s going to hurt himself”

  • Acupuncture and the Outed Actor

    “I’m sending my client to you for emergency acupuncture. The tabloids have gotten wind that he’s been picking guys up from Craigslist”

  • Pitching 101: Name 2 Previous Movies, Connect Them With ‘Meets’

    Meet TheWrap Hollyblogger Charles Yarborough: It’s “Shouts & Murmurs” Meets “Three’s Company”

  • A Halloween Birth in Hollywood

    The Universe really does take care of you if you take care of it. Which makes no sense

  • Pride and Prejudice and Zoloft

    Why are all the females in L.A. speaking Jane Austen English?

  • File Under: Tortured by Tinseltown Teacher

    “A 5-year-old girl should not be wiggling around with a feather boa and sequined headband”

  • File Under: Über Agent Pays in Cupcakes

    “So, what if I just borrow your kid once in a while? She could pretend to be my daughter and I’d give parties for her at my place”