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Charlie Sheen Roast Promos: Now We Get Him (Video)

A beautiful oncoming train wreck of catch phrases, goddesses, and Ozzy

We feel like we understand Charlie Sheen now.

For the promos for his new Comedy Central roast, Sheen appears on a metaphoric crazy train, surrounded by goddesses, spouting catch phrases. The decor resembles a carousel's, but is strangely lulling. Perhaps even beautiful. There is fire. All is bathed in golden light. Ozzy Osbourne serenades us into whatever comes next.

Is this how Sheen sees the world? It all suddenly makes sense.

The roast airs Sept. 19.

The first promo:


The second: