Wondering how to finally learn about the innermost thoughts of ever-taciturn celebrity Charlie Sheen?
Twitter is here to help.
The "Two and a Half Men" actor has joined the site with the somehow-still-available handle @CharlieSheen. The account is verified, but doesn't have any tweets yet.
Hopefully Sheen, like once-shy rapper Kanye West, can finally give voice to his most private thoughts with the help of this exciting emergent technology.
Since his relationship with "Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre went off the rails last week, Sheen has treated nearly a dozen radio and talk shows to his unvarnished opinions.
Still, Sheen's embrace of the micro-blogging site is surprising given that the actor was dismissive of all the tweeting taking place about his unorthodox media tour.
"It’s sad for them. It’s like, ‘Get a job, anyone?,'" Sheen told the Today Show on Tuesday.
Guess now that he's unemployed, he might as well join them.