Conan O’Brien Unlocks the Secret of the Kardashians’ Krazy Christmas Card (Video)

Continuing the proud American tradition of trashing the famous family, it’s not flattering

The Kardashian family’s annual Christmas card was more puzzling than ever this year, but Conan O’Brien figured out what the reality TV brood was really trying to say.

The extravagant photo spread features Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, and mom Kris Jenner — along with Kylie and Kendall Jenner — posing in long, black gowns, while poor Bruce Jenner is trapped in a tube.

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Some generous outlets, like¬†People, are calling photographer David LaChapelle’s creation a commentary on the constant media circus surrounding the family.

The Huffington Post says it’s “sort of bizarre.” But Conan figured out that if you fold it together, the family is actually trying to say something about themselves that all of their haters can agree on.

Check out the hidden message in the video above.