Donald Trump’s October Surprise: I Don’t Have One (Video)

Trump has no information, but offers Obama money to provide some

Last Updated: October 24, 2012 @ 9:46 AM

Donald Trump doesn't have any secret documents about the president, but he'd be willing to pay for some.

Trump's announcement that he would reveal a big surprise today that would shake up the presidential race led to all sorts of speculation about what he knew. There was even ill-informed talk that he might unveil records showing the president and first lady once considered divorcing.

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But the "Apprentice" host revealed at noon that he has discovered… dumdumdum… nothing.

Rather, his big surprise was that he's willing to make a $5 million donation to the charity of President Obama's choice if he will release his college records and "passport records," whatever those are.

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Sorry to waste your time with this.

Here's the video: