Donald Trump’s October Surprise: I Don’t Have One (Video)

Trump has no information, but offers Obama money to provide some

Donald Trump doesn't have any secret documents about the president, but he'd be willing to pay for some.

Trump's announcement that he would reveal a big surprise today that would shake up the presidential race led to all sorts of speculation about what he knew. There was even ill-informed talk that he might unveil records showing the president and first lady once considered divorcing.

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But the "Apprentice" host revealed at noon that he has discovered… dumdumdum… nothing.

Rather, his big surprise was that he's willing to make a $5 million donation to the charity of President Obama's choice if he will release his college records and "passport records," whatever those are.

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Sorry to waste your time with this.

Here's the video: