In the scene, Bond is in desperate need of a car but can’t get one from a particularly uptight rental car company employee, played by the CBS late-night host.
“Look, I need a car really quickly. I’m being chased by a number of assassins,” he says. “We all have things to do,” Colbert replies.
Getting fed up with rental company policies, Bond grabs Colbert by the the shirt and says, “Give. Me. A. Car,” before breaking down laughing.
Colbert relents, but is mortified when he looks up the British superspy’s history of completely destroying every single car he has ever been given.