John Cena Endorses Jimmy Kimmel for VP: ‘Great Candidate and an Even Greater Man’ (Video)
”This man entertains millions of people, pays his taxes, eats hot dogs and lights off fireworks with his teeth! It doesn’t get more American than that,“ WWE star says
WWE wrestler John Cena has officially endorsed Jimmy Kimmel for Vice President of the United States, describing him as a “great candidate and an even greater man.”
Kimmel introduced Cena after claiming Oprah Winfrey, L.A. Mayor Eric Garcetti, the president of CVS drugstores, Rob Gronkowski and Courtney Love have all endorsed him since he announced his plans to run in May. Cena took to the podium wearing a grey suit and aggressively endorsed the host for V.P.
“I don’t think this audience or the people at home realize what a big-ass accomplishment this is,” he said, adding that Kimmel is a “great candidate, and an even greater man.”
After Kimmel told him his show reaches 2 million to 30 million people, Cena claimed that Kimmel is the all-around perfect American.
“This man entertains millions of people, pays his taxes, eats hot dogs and lights off fireworks with his teeth! It doesn’t get more American than that!”
“This is our man, Jimmy Jefferson Kimmel, the next vice president of the United States of America! … If you don’t vote for Jimmy Kimmel for V.P., I will personally give each and every one of you the attitude adjustment that you deserve!”
Every Late-Night Host's Reaction to Orlando Shooting (Video)
Jimmy Fallon:
"Maybe there's a lesson from all this. A lesson in tolerance. We need to support each other's differences and worry less about our own opinions. Get back to debate and away from believing or supporting the idea that if someone doesn't live the way you want them to live, you just buy a gun and kill them. Bomb them up. That is not OK."
Seth Meyers:
"So much, though, of the news right now is dominated by the horrific events in Orlando, the attack on the LGBTQ community there. And so, we decided we would try to address that and, in addressing it, maybe help us all process it a little bit more, because I don't know if we can ever fully understand it."
John Oliver:
“As I’m sure you know by now, at least 50 people were killed by a gunman at a gay nightclub in what is being described as a terrorist attack. And look, it’s still early and details are still emerging, and right now, this just hurts. And the worst thing is this pain is so familiar.”
Stephen Colbert:
"You know what a president, whoever it is, will probably say. You know what both sides of the political aisle will say. You know what gun manufacturers will say. Even me, with a silly show like this, you have some idea of what I will say. Because even I have talked about this when it has happened before. It's as if there's a national script that we have learned."
Samantha Bee:
“What Paul Giamatti is to biopics, the highly profitable AR-15 is deadly mass shooting. Yes, I do want to take those guns away.”
Trevor Noah:
"The saddest part is every time this happens, it feels like America has already decided. This is exactly the kind of country it wants to be. Because we know how this always plays out: We're shocked, we mourn, we change our profile pics, and we move on. It's become normal. I'm sorry. Maybe it's because I'm new, but it's not normal."
Conan O'Brien:
“I am not a pundit, I am not an expert, and I’ve always made it my policy to stick to my job and keep my opinions to myself. I simply do not understand why anybody in this country is allowed to purchase and own a semiautomatic assault rifle, it makes no sense to me. These are weapons of war and they have no place in civilian life.”
James Corden:
"On behalf of the whole theater community and every person in this room, our hearts go out to all of those affected by this atrocity. All we can say is that you’re not on your own right now. Your tragedy is our tragedy. Theater is a place where every race, creed, sexuality and gender is equal, is embraced, and is loved. Hate will never win. Together we have to make sure of that. "
Larry Wilmore:
"Yeah, Donald, you were really ahead of the curve on the whole, 'terrorism is bad' thing. I mean, honestly, who brags about this?... It’s like your doctor saying, 'Yo, dude, I totally called it, you do have cancer.'"
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Comedians put jokes aside on Monday night to seriously reflect on deadliest mass shooting in American history, and what the country can learn from it
Jimmy Fallon:
"Maybe there's a lesson from all this. A lesson in tolerance. We need to support each other's differences and worry less about our own opinions. Get back to debate and away from believing or supporting the idea that if someone doesn't live the way you want them to live, you just buy a gun and kill them. Bomb them up. That is not OK."
