Justin Bieber Roast: 5 of the Pop Star's Snappiest Comebacks to His 'Haters'

Justin Bieber was a great sport at Saturday’s Comedy Central roast, but the pop star didn’t hold back in flexing some comedy muscles of his own.

Each year, roastees are given a chance for rebuttal at the end of the show, and Bieber returned shots to folks like Kevin Hart, Natasha Leggero and comedians Chris D’Elia and Hannibal Buress.

While the roast dais, which also included Ludacris, Martha Stewart, “SNL’s” Pete Davidson, and Jeff Ross, targeted Bieber greatest hits like his trouble with the law, personal style and ex-lovers, Bieber dished it out as as well as he took it. Among the best Bieber comebacks are …

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1. On Ross: “I’ve been driving recklessly, smoking weed, abandoning monkeys and urinating publicly — actually, that last one was kind of cool. But my biggest regret is plowing my Maserati into Jeff Ross‘ Saturn in the parking lot. I’m feeling really bad, because I don’t even know where you’re going to sleep tonight, man.”

2. On tapping Hart as Roastmaster General: “When we were looking for a roast master, we called Jamie Foxx and Chris Rock, they both couldn’t do it. Then I had a great idea, let’s call Kevin Hart – and see if he has Dave Chapelle’s number.”

3. On getting pulled on stage at LA’s Laugh Factory by D’Elia during a stand-up routine: “It was the first time I got to perform for eight people staring at their phones.”

4. On his appreciation of Ludacris: “Luda… I knew you would show up for me tonight. I feel like I’ve known you my whole life, but that’s just because you look like the Mr. Potato Head I had as a kid.”

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5. On how Buress can raise his profile: “Hannibal, I’d like to offer you some career advice: act blacker, it works for me.”

Honorable Mention:

In welcoming Martha Stewart: “Martha — so happy you could come — which is something you don’t do much of these days.”

The “Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber” airs Mar. 30 at 10 p.m.

The Scene at Comedy Central's Justin Bieber Roast: Kevin Hart, Snoop, Shaq, Will Ferrell (Photos)

The man of the hour takes a selfie with Beliebers.
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Joining Roast Master Kevin Hart at the taping are roasters Hannibal Buress, Chris D'Elia, Natasha Leggero, Ludacris, Shaquille O'Neal, Jeffrey Ross, Snoop Dogg, and Martha Stewart. Special will air Monday, March 30 at 10 p.m.
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We don't even want to know what comedian and roaster Jeffrey Ross is doing dressed as the pope.

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"Workaholics" actors Anders Holm and Blake Anderson show Justin Bieber the escape route.
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Yes, Justin, you have to leave your trailer.
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Actor and comedian Kevin Hart will serve as the night's roast master.

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Rapper Snoop Dogg, one of Justin Bieber's mentors, will roast the pop singer.
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Home economics doyenne Martha Stewart will roast the misbehaving Bieber.
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"Undateable" actor Chris D'Elia will serve as a roaster.

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Roast veteran Natasha Leggero won't hold any punches.
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"Pretty Little Liars" star Ashley Benson will watch them murder Justin Bieber with jokes.
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Roaster Shaquille O'Neal is around to judge if the jokes are a slam dunk.

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Chrissy Teigen is getting a leg up on the competition.
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Celebrity attorney Gloria Allred will make sure Justin Bieber doesn't get arrested.
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Justin Bieber waits backstage.

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Justin Bieber waits backstage with a choir about to take the stage.
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Kendall Jenner, on left, and Kourtney Kardashian grab a drink while waiting for the roast to start.
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A winged Justin Bieber mannequin descended down on the roast.

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Comedians Hannibal Buress and Chris D'Elia, domestic expert Martha Stewart, rapper Snoop Dogg, and honoree Justin Bieber on the dais.
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Oh, Justin, you don't want to do that.
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Will Ferrell makes a surprise appearance as "Anchorman" character Ron Burgundy.

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Snoop Dogg on Kevin Hart: “Kevin is from Philadelphia, just like Bill Cosby. And just like Bill Cosby — women can’t tell when Kevin is inside them.”
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Ludacris on Shaquille O’Neal: “Shaq is the first player in the NBA whose shoe size, IQ and jersey are all the same number.
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Martha Stewart, roastmaster Kevin Hart, and Justin Bieber on the dais.

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Shaquille O'Neal takes his turn at Justin Bieber.
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Martha Stewart on Hart’s hosting skills: “Kevin, listening to you yell your jokes for the past two hours is the hardest time I’ve ever done.”
Jeff Ross on Bieber’s ex-girlfriend: “Did you break up with Selena Gomez because she grew a mustache before you?”
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Natasha Leggero on fellow roaster Martha Stewart: “I’m not saying Martha Stewart is old, but she needs a new Walker more than the ‘Fast and Furious’ franchise.”
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Chris D’elia on Shaquille O’Neal: “People don’t realize this, but those ‘I Can’t Breathe” T-shirts were about Shaq’s last season with the Celtics.”
Pete Davidson on Kevin Hart fans: “If you don’t know who Kevin Hart is, congratulations on finishing college. Kevin’s next special is just him jiggling keys at you.”
Justin Bieber gets his turn at the roasters.
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Justin Bieber wants you.
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Justin Bieber is reunited with the adorable monkey he adopted then abandoned.
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