"Tequila," anyone?
In the best-news-ever news, Pee-wee Herman wants to be on "Dancing With the Stars."
Paul Reubens' alter-ego tells E! Online that he's been going to tapings of the show to support friend David Arquette — but that he has ulterior motives.
"I hope to be dancing myself on 'Dancing With the Stars' next season," he said. "That's why I'm there all the time, to get my face up there. Trying to butter up the producers and everything. Jury's out, I haven't heard yet."
Two strikes against him: With the success of his Broadway show, "The Pee-wee Herman Show," Reubens' star wattage might be too bright for the other contestants to bear. And it might also be unfair to them, given that he's already a professional dancer:
