(Spoiler alert: Please do not read if you haven’t watched Tuesday’s episode of “The Real Housewives of New York City”)
“The Real Housewives of New York City” left the Big Apple for Atlantic City on Tuesday’s episode of the Bravo show, and anyone betting on Sonja Morgan staying sober would have lost big time.
As the women hit a club to celebrate Ramona Singer’s birthday — who looked like she was having a blast despite dancing “like Elaine from ‘Seinfeld’” — Sonja took advantage of the bottle service far too often.
“You know that at some point in the evening, Sonja is going to try and make out with you, she can’t help herself,” Luann De Lesseps lamented.
It got worse, however, as Sonja flung herself back on the stage and waved her legs in the air wearing a very short dress with very little underneath. “How did I get the job as the snatch guard?” Luann asked. “If I’d known, I would have swapped out the vodka for club soda.”
However, Bethenny Frankel wasn’t so patient as Sonja cornered her in a booth for a drunken rant: “I want to blow my head off … Sonja is fully ‘One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest,’ it was like a horror movie. I had to shut it down and get out of there.”
Earlier at dinner, Bethenny vented her frustration about Sonja’s ongoing chatter by saying, “If Sonja were a superhero, she’d be the repeater,” she said. “She needs a big ‘R’ on her cape … She needs a stun gun.”
“The Real Housewives of New York City” airs Tuesdays at 9 p.m. on Bravo.