Charlie Sheen’s Ex-Boss Planning a Tell-All Book?

In the vanity card for Monday’s “Two and a Half Men” episode, Lorre hints he may be writing a tell-all book

Now that Charlie Sheen's lawsuit against CBS has been settled, is "Two a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre plotting a book that will shed light on his version of the Sheen saga?

Lorre's vanity card from Monday night's second part of the "Two and a Half Men" season nine premiere suggests he is. The card, which appeared at the end of the episode, included Lorre's description of himself as "the unwilling contestant in a reality show."

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"I didn’t understand the rules, wasn’t sure if there even were any, and pretty much hated every second of it. For many months I kept hoping and praying that it would end. But it did not," Lorre continued.

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"Somewhere along the way, something inside me died. Anyway, now, suddenly, I'm being told that the reality show's been cancelled. Apparently, it was just one of those things that somehow got out of control … And that's fine. I am so good with that. Yes, please, let's all move on. There's just one problem. That thing inside me that died? It walks at night. It's angry. It's hungry. And worst of all… it's writing a tell-all book."

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Is he just kidding? Because even a tell-some book about Lorre's working relationship with Sheen sounds like a juicy read.