Embarrassed that you don't have music for your Shark Week dance party tonight? Worry no more.
John D. Boswell, aka melodysheep, who has remixed Mr. Rogers and other PBS icons, has turned his autotuning skills to Discovery's Shark Week. (Which is underway, as you know — since you're having that swell party.)
Somewhat disorientingly, the voices that describe the many ways sharks can track and kill us sound a lot like Muppets.
Does the "Bite of the Great White" live up to Mr. Rogers' "Garden of Your Mind"?
You be the judge:
And here again is Fred "No sharks" Rogers: