Amy Schumer is notorious for her dirty jokes and crude humor — and for good reason.
After announcing on Monday night’s “Late Show With
Here are five of the most shocking — and hilariously inappropriate — moments from the Comedy Central hit.
When Schumer stumbles across her comedy idols in a field having a fancy picnic, they recognize her as that “girl on TV who talks about her vagina all the time.” But, it’s actually Louis-Dreyfus’ sex appeal that is the topic of conversation, as the women are there to celebrate the “Seinfeld” star’s “last day of fu*kability.” “In every actress’ life, there is a moment when the media decides you have finally reached the point where you are not believably fu*kable anymore,” Louis-Dreyfus explained.
Amy Gyrates With Tabloid Staple Amber Rose
Schumer gets down and dirty with Amber Rose for a retro dance in a 50s diner with a naughty twist. “Milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner fudge is made,” Amy sings, as Rose retorts: “All the guys love my fudge machine,” while bumping booties during the raunchy performance.
The “No Raping” High School Football Rule
In a skit called “Football Town,” Schumer plays the wholesome wife of a high school football coach (Josh Daniels) who brings down the controversial rule of “No raping” when he takes over a new team.
“Can we rape at away games?” “What if she thinks it’s rape but I don’t?” “What if my mom is the DA and won’t prosecute?” the players ask. The answer to all of the above is always “no.” Even their elderly neighbors don’t agree with the “no rape thing” and spit at the coach’s feet. Fortunately, Schumer has a giant-sized glass of wine to sooth her pain.
Amy “Goes Deep” With a Transsexual
In an insightful segment, Schumer has a sit-down interview with a transsexual, who answers all the questions she is sick of everyone asking. “I pee sitting down, I don’t use the men’s room, the world thought I was a girl before I was figuring it out,” the transsexual said.
The “Year of the Ass”
Schumer takes her filthy mouth to the streets when she asks members of the public if they agree that “this is the year of the ass.” One young guy does, but says “tits will always be there, everyone loves titties.” Another ends up praying that tits come back, while others describe their perfect ass, “stretch marks are OK.”
“Inside Amy Schumer” airs Tuesdays at 10.30 p.m. on Comedy Central.
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