The year 2016 has claimed so many legends that someone has taken it upon themselves to be proactive and protect Betty White for the remaining three days of the year.
A GoFundMe page was created on Tuesday — the day Carrie Fisher died at 60 years of age — to help protect America’s favorite sweetheart from 2016. The creator of the page is a man identified as Demetrios Hrysikos from Spartanburg, South Carolina.
Hrysikos’ description of the fundraiser gets aggressive in spots, but given 2016’s record of brutality, it’s appropriate in this case.
“Help 2016 catch these hands if it goes anywhere near Betty White!” writes the creator. “If she’s okay with it I will fly to where ever Betty White is and keep her safe till Jan 1, 2017.”
The fundraiser’s goal of $2,000 was met — and surpassed by $1,163 dollars* as of this writing.
Now, the money is unfortunately not going to directly fund Hrysikos’ expenses so that he can rush to shield White from any dangers the year has left for us, but instead it’s going to support an area theater.
“Assuming she doesn’t want a strange Greek standing guard outside her door all monies will be donated to the Spartanburg little theater to help craft new stars of stage and screen to carry mantle of the legends that have left is this year,” Hrysikos ends the description.
*By the end of this writing, the fundraiser had surpassed its goal by $1,710.
You can donate to help keep White safe, or to the Spartanburg Little Theater here.
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Carrie Fisher rose to fame as Princess Leia in 1977's "Star Wars," but she made a number of noteworthy appearances in a galaxy not so far, far away. On the fourth anniversary of her death -- we still miss you, Carrie! -- we look back on some of her most interesting roles outside of the galaxy far, far away.
"Entourage" Carrie Fisher had a role as Anna Fowler on "Entourage" in 2010 on the episode titled "Tequila and Coke."
HBO
"Family Guy" Fisher voiced the character of Mon Mothma on "Family Guy's" Star Wars parody special in 2010. She was also somewhat of a series regular as Angela, Peter and Opie's supervisor.
Fox
"Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle" Fisher wasn't just a badass on "Star Wars," she played one on "Charlie's Angels" too in 2003 -- kind of. She portrayed Mother Superior, a nun at a monastery.
Columbia Pictures
"Scream 3" Carrie Fisher's versatility knows no bounds. She played the role of Bianca in the horror film "Scream 3" in 2000.
Dimension Films
"Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" We might be seeing a pattern with the whole nun thing. Fisher played one in "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" in 2001.
Miramax
"30 Rock" Fisher also had a cameo on "30 Rock" as Rosemary Howard in the episode titled "Rosemary's Baby" in 2007. She played a writer who was Pete's idol.
NBC
"Weeds" Fisher had a guest role on "Weeds" in 2007 as Celia's lawyer in the episode titled "The Brick Dance."
Showtime
"Smallville" In 2005, she appeared on the superhero drama series "Smallville" as Pauline Kahn in the episode titled "Thirst."
Warner Bros
"Frasier" Fisher lent her voice to "Frasier" as Phyllis, one of the people that called in to the Dr. Frasier Crane Show.
NBC
"When Harry Met Sally" Fisher starred in the timeless romantic comedy "When Harry Met Sally" as Marie, Sally's best friend.
MGM
"Sorority Row" Fisher starred in another slasher film, "Sorority Row," as Mrs. Crenshaw the house mother.
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From ”When Harry Met Sally“ to ”Scream 3,“ the Princess Leia actress transcended all genres
Carrie Fisher rose to fame as Princess Leia in 1977's "Star Wars," but she made a number of noteworthy appearances in a galaxy not so far, far away. On the fourth anniversary of her death -- we still miss you, Carrie! -- we look back on some of her most interesting roles outside of the galaxy far, far away.