‘Luke Perry’ Feels Up ‘Shannen Doherty’ in Unauthorized ‘90210’ Movie (Video)

Dylan McKay has his hands full in sneak peek at latest nostalgic offering from Lifetime

Looks like Luke Perry has his hands full with Shannen Doherty. Or at least fake Luke Perry has his hands full with pretend Shannen Doherty.

In a sneak peek at Lifetime’s upcoming “The Unauthorized Beverly Hills 90210 Story,” Perry (played by Jesy McKinney) films a makeout scene with Doherty (Samantha Munro), his hands roving further north than the powers-that-be are comfortable with.

“They shoot porn over there, not here,” faux Perry is told. “Luke, you gotta keep your hands off her breasts. We’ve said it a lot.”

But this is Luke Perry — or, rather, Jesy McKinney — we’re talking about here, and if he wants to feel up his co-star, he’s going to.

“That’s where the hands go. I have no control over them,” McKinney declares with squinty-eyed, pompadour’d cockiness.

“No, he really doesn’t,” Doherty — er, Munro — confirms.

“The Unauthorized Beverly Hills 90210 Story,” premieres Oct. 3. Better get your cholesterol checked after watching it, because this things going to be cheesy.