Forbes Magazine announced its annual 30 Under 30 list on Tuesday highlighting the achievements of the up-and-coming generation of figures in media, politics, business, culture and more.
For media, the list was a Benetton-worthy lineup that included familiar faces, like CNN political reporter Andrew Kaczynski, and some less famous figures, like cinematographer Khaled Khatib.
But Mashable Managing Editor Foster Kamer wasn’t having any of it, launching an extended Twitter rant on Tuesday blasting the list and everyone on it. (It goes without saying that Kamer himself was not on the list.)
“Most of these people, you will not hear about again. And that will become deeply crippling for them — to be validated once early in your career, and then, never again. That is worse than never making them in the first place,” he wrote.
“These people have sacrificed normal lives, normal friends, and normal relationships with people. Many of them view all personal relationships as deeply transactional,” Kamer continued in apparent stream of advice directed at twentysomething media workers. “Do you want to be that? No! You don’t! We call those people ‘a–holes.’”
While Kamer lauded some who made the Forbes media list, like Freedom of the Press Foundation reporter Peter Sterne, he was critical of others, calling out author and Instagram poet Rupi Kaur by name.
“Shout out to Rupi Kaur for her hustle,” he wrote. “But if my a– could clench a pen independent of the brain in my head it could write better poetry on the bottom of a slurpee cup than anything she’s ever inked.”
Ouch.
Kamer, who did land on a 2010 New York Times list of “Rising Stars of Gossip Blogs,” told TheWrap that he originally wanted to offer encouragement.
“I have a lot of love for a lot of people who were wondering in public or private why they weren’t on these lists. And the truth/message is: ‘It’s a semi-arbitrary, deeply human process. Don’t worry about it. You’re great, and you’ll be even better if you ignore some arbitrary ranking, and forge forward with confidence,’” he said via Twitter, adding that his bit about “a–holes” had been in jest.
“I know a few people on the list, and I’m genuinely super happy for them, and they’re not at all a–holes,” he said. “When I called them all a–holes, I was being facetious.”
Here’s a portion of his Twitter tirade.
Dear People Young and Old, Having a Bad Day, Because of the 30 Under 30 list –
1. These lists are made ostensibly so we can learn about these people. But who actually needs to learn about Rupi Kaur or Logic’s agent?
— Foster Kamer (@weareyourfek) November 14, 2017
2. These lists are actually editorial features compiled almost explicitly for you to project your insecurities on. I would know! I used to make them. So: Do not do that.
— Foster Kamer (@weareyourfek) November 14, 2017
3. Most of these people, you will not hear about again. And that will become deeply crippling for them–to be validated once early in your career, and then, never again. That is worse than never making them in the first place.
— Foster Kamer (@weareyourfek) November 14, 2017
4. These people have sacrificed normal lives, normal friends, and normal relationships with people. Many of them view all personal relationships as deeply transactional. Do you want to be that? No! You don’t! We call those people “assholes.”
— Foster Kamer (@weareyourfek) November 14, 2017
5. You know what’s better than being a flash in the pan? Longevity. You know this, but again, these lists were made to make you forget about that and click to indulge your most anxious, self-conscious impulses. Bleh. Fuck that noise. Again: That ain’t you.
— Foster Kamer (@weareyourfek) November 14, 2017
6. You’re gonna make the list of TK YOUR NAME’S 7 UNDER 36.7 WHO ARE DOPE AF PEOPLE. Everyone who doesn’t make that list can eat your azz, including everyone on the Forbes 30 Under 30 who want to make you self-conscious and anxious about your future.
— Foster Kamer (@weareyourfek) November 14, 2017
6B. Especially @petersterne, who is the white devil NO JUST KIDDING Peter’s actually a nice guy. I’m sure many of these people are.
— Foster Kamer (@weareyourfek) November 14, 2017
7. But fuck ’em anyway, today, because they are not on YOUR LIST. All of which is to say: Do not give into your existential career anxiety and click on Forbes stories. Spend your time doing something useful, like reading my Tweets NO JUST KIDDING actually get some work done.
— Foster Kamer (@weareyourfek) November 14, 2017
7. (I think it’s 7?) Whatever: Ultimately, remember, these lists were created for you to project/freak out on and all these people are deeply unhappy and have weird hangups as bad or worse than yours, and they won’t be successful or making lists of under 30 forever. FIN. 🙂
— Foster Kamer (@weareyourfek) November 14, 2017
9. (and by the way shout out to rupi kaur for her hustle but if my ass could clench a pen independent of the brain in my head it could write better poetry on the bottom of a slurpee cup than anything she’s ever inked, DEUCES)
— Foster Kamer (@weareyourfek) November 14, 2017