Channing Tatum was unable to join the rest of the “Hateful Eight” cast on Monday’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” but the actor was still able to contribute to the show.
Tatum appeared in his own pre-taped segment in which the “Magic Mike” star said eight hateful things — to an adorable white kitten.
Tatum started off guns blazing, walking onscreen, sitting down next to the kitten, and deadpanning, “You’re such a piece of s–t.”
Things only got more hateful from there, as Tatum proceeded to tell the kitten things like, “Dude, you eat out of your own a–hole every single day.”
He even went so far as to say, “You know what sucks about you? You don’t have thumbs, dude.” He then flipped the poor kitten double birds.